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Original essays and commentary on dating, travel, relationships, international pick-up, and cultural trends.
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Disappointed
I stumbled on a web site which shows how you will look in 30 years if you submit a photo. I was a little bored so I submitted the following photo taken in January 2007 when I had short hair. This is ...
11 Types Of Roosh Hate
I study my haters like a zoologist would study a population of caged primates unable to reproduce. Here are the types of Roosh hate I’ve noticed over the years… 1. Boring / lame. Here hate...
The Dark Knight Is A Stupid Movie
In pains me deeply to write this because friends and family I trust and respect loved The Dark Knight, but after watching the movie I believe it’s because the hype machine sucked them in along w...
Bike Ride Home
Many of you expressed interest a couple weeks ago in my 4AM bike rides home so I made a video about it. It’s just an honest look into a grown man riding his bike after a night of drinking. W...
Worst Email I’ve Ever Received
Previously: Best Email I’ve Ever Received. I’ve been hanging out at Lucky Bar on Thursdays lately because of their budget $2 mixed drink happy hour. I thought it would be a good place to i...
When Your Jokes Are Unacceptable
A few European embassies invited me and my friends for an open house on Saturday, and by invite I mean I saw a flyer somewhere. Our last embassy visit was Hungary and its 100-deep line of people waiti...
100% Bangable
I have to clarify some things about me that have been going around in this paparazzi post. Especially this photo.. First the 100% Huggable Care Bear shirt. I don’t believe that simply advertisi...
My Life Is A Joke
On the weekends the bus ends at 2:30am but I don’t get to the metro (subway) station until 3:30. It’s an expensive $11 cab ride home. So I hook up my bike on the front of the bus when I he...
Man, Fuck DC
Thursday night. Dead. Stupid, ugly, humorless, boring, frigid bitches everywhere. Not a single girl I like in four hours. I don’t believe I’m still here. For five people. But because I did...
Re: Stop Cockblocking
Lawyerchick: Actually, here’s what the “girl talk” sounded like: Me: “Are you ready to go someplace else? I don’t see anyone that I’m all that interested in here, so I’m read...
Stop Cockblocking
Me and VK were at the DC bar Marvin on a recent Friday night. If you’re wondering why we go all the time when the average age is 30, I think it’s because we’re the only guys there wh...
Would You Bang This Behemoth Woman?
Cassidy is a 6 feet 3 inch “model.” And here’s a strangely erotic video of her arm wrestling a girl in her panties. She’s not as strong as I imagined. I’m sure she bl...
Urban Dictionary
I did a Google search on “roosh” to see how bad the damage is, and noticed the fourth result is something from Urban Dictionary: A poseur who thinks he’s a playa. Someone who is clue...
40-Year-Old Spinster Is Expert On Marriage
There is a sad article called Marry Him which has been floating around. I’ve beaten the topic to death here but there are a few sections I wanted to comment on. And despite growing up in an era ...