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Worlds Goodest Teecher
This shurt iz for thoze of you out there that help educait our younginz. Education be important. Me so glad to have had gooder teachers than anybody else in school. Pleeze show that your the bestest teecher out their. Why am I talking like a lolcat?...
My Other Ride is Your Mom
I’ve got an ‘89 Ford Escort, a Thundercats Big Wheel, and a ‘63 version of Your Mom with red racing stripes. She really gets up and goes! This is a shirt that just begged to be made. And if you’re wondering about who’s ...
Partly Cloudy With A 100% Chance Of Me Getting Wasted
Today’s forecast: partly cloudy, with a 100% chance of me getting wasted. Tomorrow’s forecast: Fine, with a 100% chance of me getting wasted. Pretty much for the next month, I’m a bit hazy on what the weather is doing, but I know wh...
Finders Keepers
This is a message to all those fixing to land on the moon: Russia, China, India, Brazil, Europe, Richard Branson… Second place is the first loser, bitches! This is an intergalactic “shotgun” call. Y’all know who got their firs...
Facebook Where Everybody Knows Your Name
Facebook – like Cheers, the popular 80s TV series bar – is a place where everybody knows your name. Also like Cheers, funny things happen when people show up drunk. As Cliff explains to Norm on the show: “Well ya see, Norm, it̵...
It’s Okay Pluto, I’m Not A Planet Either
Poor Pluto spent years with planetary status only to have in yanked away by an uncaring scientific community. Now, the other planets laugh at it. And so do the other whatever it’s classified as now. Pluto is like the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reind...
How To Kill A Zombie
This t-shirt appears to have been created in case you find yourself stranded at your local mall, surrounded by hundreds of brain sucking zombies. It’s important that you have clear instructions on how to pwn zombie faces, and keep your brains i...
Need Money For Karate Lessons – Ninjas Killed My Family
As much as I love ninjas – in well, comparison to Pirates, that is – they can be real jerks sometimes. If your family have been killed by ninjas, you’ve got a long, hard road ahead of you if you want some payback. Ninjas are masters...
I Have The Body Of A God
I literally have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it’s Buddha… I’m pretty sure that Buddha technically isn’t a god. And, in fact, I’m pretty sure God doesn’t actually have a body. So perhaps this t-shirt is a moot...
Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts
Get on board the latest Martial Arts craze to sweep the nation – Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts! Think you’re a hard-ass? Then forget Muay Thai, quit Aikido, and give up on Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. These days, the master ninja strikes quickly,...
Abstinence: 99.99% Effective
Trying explaining this one to your parents! That’s not a bad batting average for abstinence, so I really don’t want to rub it in the evangelical’s and fundamentalist’s faces… but it does throw the whole unwanted pregnanc...
Gringo Star
Gringo Star are a big beat, psychedelic, southern rock band from Atlanta, Georgia. I’m pretty sure this shirt has nothing to do with them, but if you ever see this obscure little band somewhere and the boys try and take you for copyright infrin...
Hug Dealer
I realized this morning that someone I care about is a hug addict. She needs hugs so badly that she is hurting people by using them for getting her “fix” of hugs. She doesn’t want to hurt me any more than an alcoholic wants to hurt ...
The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself… And Spiders
This is one of those instances where someone gets quoted “accurately,” but either the context is incorrect or some of it was left out. Many think Frankie D. was talking about the Great Depression and pulling oneself up by their bootstraps...
Don’t Make Me Open A Can Of Positivity On Your Ass
Negative people. They’re like human black holes which suddenly come out of nowhere and just suck the life out of you. You try to stay positive and remain strong but their negativity ends up just completely draining you, you feel exhausted, and ...
Canada America’s Hat
Suck it, Canada. That’s what you get for being geographically located above us. Zing! Stay tuned for Mexico: America’s Beard! Wait… does that mean America is Canada’s Beard? Click Here to get a Canada America’s Hat T-shi...
WTF?
Seriously? WTF? This shirt is an amusing take on the World Wildlife Fund (WWF) logo. Not to be confused with the now defunct World Wrestling Federation, which involved a different kind of bear, but the same kind of wrestling......
Arrrrrrrrgh Ya Free Saturday Night
By now, you should all know my feelings about pirates. They are far from the sexiest creatues at sea. In fact, I’d go to far as to say that I’d rather bed the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the botto...
Chuck Norris Forecast: Cloudy with a 90% Chance of Pain
This shirt features Chuck Norris as a weatherman, forecasting a cloudy day with a 90% chance of PAIN! It doesn’t sound like its going to be a pleasant day for someone out there. They’d best bring a paincoat! But here’s the thing - i...
My Other Shirt Is At Your Mom’s House
Oh hey, did you see this? Cameron Diaz is on the latest cover of the new Vogue magazine and she has apparently decided to stop looking hot and start looking like your mom. On that note, can I come to your house for dinner? After my last visit to your...
I Heart Zombies
If you love zombies, show your love with this tee! That is if you really “Heart” zombies. If you are just friends with zombies, it’s still a cool tee… just without the commitment. Zombie relationships are difficult. I know - I...
Sofa King Cool
Sofa king, we Todd did. You are Sofa King, we Todd did. Inspired by the movie Accepted, this cool party shirt is a must have for all you mathletes and athletes out there. Still don’t know what the EF I’m talking about? Maybe you need to s...
Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires Which Is Good Because I’ve Got Shit To Do
A forest fire is a park ranger’s worst nightmare. What is a pristine national park one day can be reduced to cinders overnight. A fire spares few if any creatures in the path. A forest fire in the Forties left behind one lucky survivor - a bear...
Turns Out Pimpin’ Is Easy
Pimpin’ is easy man - you just need to get yourself a hoe. Owning a hoe is what constitutes being a pimp. They go hand in hand, like puppies and chainsaws. You’ve got to know where to look. Lounging around some skanky bar looking for you...
Silent But Deadly
The ninja’s greatest strength is his stealth and agility. His biggest weakness? Beans. According to the Barenaked Ladies: “The ninja’s are deadly and silent, they’re also unspeakably violent, they speak Japanese, they do whate...
I Love Motorboating
Urban dictionary definition: The placement of one’s face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman’s breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting...
Ninja Please
I’m going to go out on a limb here and state categorically, for the record, that a ninja would TOTALLY kick a pirates ass. I don’t know why people are still talking about this. Ninajs and the dark martial arts are undoubtedly awesome; pir...
Sausage Fest
Ignoring the theory, popularized by Dan Brown’s book The Da Vinci Code, that the apostle John on Jesus’ right was actually Mary Magdalene, the Last Supper was a bit of a sausage fest. Looking at this painting, I can’t help but think...
Support Our Troops Except Ron That Guy’s A Dick
No matter where you stand on the war in Iraq - or Afghanistan for that matter - the fact of the matter is, our troops over there are just doing their jobs. If you want to go after someone, go over the politicians who sent them over there; go after th...
Let’s Get Fucked Up Like The Economy
I think it’s fair to say that the economy is FUBAR-ed. I won’t pretend I understand all the intricacies of how the economy works. In fact, I don’t understand a fraction of it. But I think even the lay-person would put money on the e...
