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Missing the days of fun TV? Bored with the same old repeats?
Life is just too serious sometimes. You can’t even turn on the TV to relax after a hard day at the office without being depressed by the latest financial crisis, environmental catastro
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How do you fit three men in a pair of Y-Fronts?
Easy. You just get a very large pair! The commentary for the Chelsea V Juventus game this evening was pants. I couldn’t believe my eyes when the largest pair of undercrackers on Earth appeared on set for the intro. Even funnier when three Roman...
Credit crunch? Let’s chuck £60 a month at Sky!
London’s Financial Times newspaper has published a topical piece on the all-powerful BSkyB, in which it points out that: “In spite of charging almost £50 a month for a full package of channels, the satellite broadcaster is still signing up new c...
Get discounted whachamacallits
You know when you get toward the end of the “buying stuff on the Internet” process, it often has a little box which says something like ‘Enter voucher code’ or ‘Promotional coupon code’ or whatever? No doubt you...
Would you buy a Tarot reading from this woman?!?!
Yet again, satellite TV throws up a horror story all of its own making. This one pretty much speaks for itself. Pay particular attention to the Chucky-like Father Christmas character sat in front of her, while you ponder the kind of person who would ...
HOLIDAY SAT-GOLD SHOP
The fantastically named HOLIDAY SAT-GOLD SHOP over on 12.5w shows some great adverts at night, usually for the most mundane products. Tonight, it was the turn of a washing power to get the insanity treatment, with the highlight of the night being the...
H from Steps attacked with axes by midgets in armour
What can I say? During 4Music’s slightly brilliant It’s a 90s Christmas, I spotted H from Steps being attacked with axes by midgets in armour. It’s the original Christmas story!...
Satellite TV frequency, and why keyword-stuffing is a bad thing!
Arthur C Clarke would turn in his grave… http://www.sectoo.org/news/satellite-frequency-tv-channel-list-and-digital We have awarded that classic blog entry our coveted SatScene triple-shit-bugle award!...
“I have no texts!”
Christmas is, by far, the most wonderful time of the year - for idiots trying to pedal us stuff. As we all know, the biggest idiots work in the mobile content advertising industry, and they haven’t disappointed with this truly terrible adver...
White Jesse Jackson spotted in the wild
A white Jesse Jackson turned up on My Family At War this week, working as a foreign bomb removal expert. For some reason, Alan Shearer and Sonia off Eastenders were also in the show....
New smiley set commissioned for SatScene
We thought the existing smiley set here at SatScene was, to be truthfull, dull as dishwater. So we spent over £1.75 to have an exclusive set designed for us by this silly old fart who spammed our blog last week. We didn’t buy his overpriced (e...
Obama crowned as President; nobody is happy
Brilliant news for mankind’s future should be cause for wonderful celebrations - but, no, everybody’s sad about it. CNN brought us yet more election strangeness of the saddest victors known to man. These two don’t loo...
Rhyming holograms honour Presidential elections
Never one to make light of the most important event this century, CNN have gone with a tasteful hologram of “celebrity” Will.I.Am, with some beautiful rhyming captions: WILL.I.AM VIA HOLOGRAM PERFORMER & OBAMA SUPPORTER Beautiful....
Frmr Dick Dyck
It’s Election Night over in the land of the fat, rich warmongers, so let’s start the first of the laughs: the words “Dick”, “Dyck” and the non-existent word “Frmr”. Brilliant....
