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Scotland the Wit??

Scotland the Wit??

http://scotlandthewhat.blogspot.com/

Very funny jokes,stories and pictures about scottish folks and places. My personnal "Journey Journal" and TRUE Guides to Scotland on request.

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  • Is Summer here????

    Posted on Monday August 10th, 2009 at 09:00

    Ive just popped in from the garden because it is too hot! Yup thats right summer may actually be here!!!! All i can say is its about bloody time lol. I blame the governments of the world for our poor summers. All this talk of saving the environment, ...

  • Susan Boyle. International Superstar ?

    Posted on Wednesday June 24th, 2009 at 11:18 in scotland, britain, big, morons, big brother, itv, accent, talent, boyle, scottish, brother, ashton

    BGT! Britains Got Talent!Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Dustin Hoffman, President Obama are just a few of the A list names banded around when it comes to the newly crowned queen of entertainment, the one and only SUBO.Ok, so, a lonely auld spinster pops...

  • Parrott and Viagra

    Posted on Wednesday June 24th, 2009 at 10:37 in erection, viagra, jock, parrott

    Jock returns home from work all excited as he has managed to get a date with a girl at work. After having his shower he reaches into the bathroom cabinet to get his last Viagra only to discover it had gone.Confused he wandered through to his living r...

  • It has been ages

    Posted on Wednesday June 24th, 2009 at 10:33 in newborn, boy, update, scotland

    Well hello my faithfull few I hope you havent missed me too much.I know it has been more than a while but hey Im back now with new rants and jokes and other material to be getting on with and I am proud to announce we have just had a "Wee Boy". He is...

  • tam and senga

    Posted on Thursday April 17th, 2008 at 06:19 in beer, humour, scotland, joke, lazy, tam, senga

    Tam gets home and the first thing he does is flop onto the sofa and demands "Senga, get me a beer before it starts!"Senga strolls through and passes Tam his beer.After about 2 mins Tam, again, shouts "Senga! Quick get me another beer before it starts...

  • blow up doll ....................

    Posted on Monday October 15th, 2007 at 18:35

    A bloke walks into an Adult sex shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable girlfriend."would you like a blonde or brunette?" asks the assistant"a blond please" he replies"Blue eyes or green?" the bloke was next asked"Green please" he says with an...

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This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 4 comments.

holler

5 stars holler

Had a good laugh reading your blog! Just what I needed on a rainy day like this!

Posted: July 25th, 2007 | More Reviews From holler | Report This Comment

GrimlyFiendish

5 stars Grimly Fiendish

Excellant site. Need to go and find a needle and thread because my sides have split.

Posted: July 24th, 2007 | More Reviews From GrimlyFiendish | Report This Comment

jacks

5 stars jack

Gary
I made it to T'n'the Park on Sunday Evening. Again a superb night. Scissor Sisters stole the show. Didnt fancy Snow Patrol, so went to see Kasabian. Kings Of Leon were superb also.

The seventeen year old son said the highlight for him had to be 'The View'

Two tickets for Sunday at £50 each, not bad considering the line up.

I heard that 'The Verve' will be there next year.

Posted: July 11th, 2007 | More Reviews From jacks | Report This Comment

jacks

5 stars jack

Just bloody superb wee man.

My kinna humour,

Posted: June 11th, 2007 | More Reviews From jacks | Report This Comment

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