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Secrets of a Middle School Secretary
http://middleschoolsecretary.blogspot.com
Secrets of a Middle School Secretary tells the story of what truly goes on in a suburban public middle school from the perspective of the one who sees it all - the schools secretary. Of interest to parents, teachers, school administrators, prospective school employees, and anybody who wants to know more about the world of schools.
Recent Posts
Clues people are getting tired...
....when referrals read like this:Student A just sits and sits and sits and sits. Does not work, just sits. Sometimes he squeaks his desk which is really really loud. Then he sits some more.or this one:Student B turned around 57 times.I am not mak...
You know you've had a weird day when...
..you see a small, well-groomed, big maned, four foot tall horse walking down the roadway on your commute home. (And, for my readers in more rural places - horses are not the norm where I live so to you, it would have been the same as if an elephant ...
Amusing search terms
People find this blog using all sorts of interesting search terms.A recent one was obviously from a student preparing for a field trip:"school trip taped doors how to sneak out"My advice to you, young lady or young gentleman, is don't. Bring your vid...
Proof it's about bragging rights in the Mommy-hood.....
Riiinnnng.........Riiinnng....MSS: "Your Middle School Administration, Secretary speaking. How may I help you?"Mom: "I would like to know the results of my child's Algebra Readiness test."MSS: "Yes, Ma'am, I can give you that information. What i...
Drugs in School
Darren, over at his excellent blog Right on the Left Coast, wrote about how his long-ago military training paid off in school.Please click on the above link, read that, and then come back.You ready?He said:Though I'm not privy to what happened next, ...
Algebra Readiness Test
Each year, sixth graders from all over the district take this test. It will determine their math placement for 7th grade.Each year, parents call, frantic to find out what the results are and if their child will be exalted to Algebra 1 or doomed to P...

