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Serious Sports News Network
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The Serious Sports News Network is a sports satire site, containing spoofs on the latest news, information and opinions in the world of sports.
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Crowd wondering who that white dude next to Michael Jordan is
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Attendees at the 2009 Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Friday, to a person, had no idea who the white guy holding up a jersey with the name “Stockton” is. Further confusion was summarily generated ...
“Experts” unable to clarify exactly what Vick would do with Pats
FOXBORO, MA—As questions swirl about the future of disgraced quarterback Mike Vick, numerous so-called experts and analysts have speculated that Vick will sign with the Patriots, despite the team having an offense that relies heavily on its passing...
Ozzie Guillen throws perfect temper tantrum
CHICAGO, IL—Players and clubhouse reporters could hardly have known Thursday afternoon when they filed into the White Sox locker room that they were about to witness baseball history. When asked by a reporter his opinion about division rival Minnes...
Kobe Bryant using ‘Send this story to a friend’ feature to inform Shaq of Lakers off-season moves
LOS ANGELES, CA—It wasn’t so long ago that saying good-bye to a friend moving to the other side of the country meant saying good-bye forever. Thanks to the internet, however, keeping in touch couldn’t be easier—and one L.A. Laker in particula...
Tim Lincecum skips post-game interviews to see “Harry Potter”
ST. LOUIS, MO—Immediately following his removal after the 2nd inning during a rather disappointing performance in last night’s All-Star Game, Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum prematurely left Busch Stadium to watch a midnight showing of Harry Potter a...
Sosa: “See, that corked bat thing doesn’t look so bad now, does it?”
CHICAGO, IL—Amid revelations that he tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in 2003, Sammy Sosa took the opportunity yesterday to address different allegations, specifically those that arose after he was discovered using a corked bat durin...

