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Harden invites teammates to view WALL-E
CHICAGO, IL — In what he hoped would be a team-building exercise that would let his teammates get to know him a bit better, Rich Harden invited several Cubs teammates to join him for a screening of the movie WALL-E Saturday, only to find himsel...
Actual email from President Bush regarding the commution of Marion “Pacman” Jones’ prison sentence
SSNN has obtained an exclusive email from President George W. Bush to White House Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten. Bush received a request from Olympic sprinter Marion Jones to commute her prison sentence for perjury. However, according to his email, Bu...
Chicagoans still suffering from storm
CHICAGO, IL — Monday’s violent storms are still impacting many residents in the Chicagoland area, and though life is back to normal for some, others are still feeling the effects. Jerome Lee, who lives in Chicago’s Logan Square neig...
“Manny being Manny” excuse infuriating to mother of 13-year-old Long Island boy
MANHASSET, NY — Rebecca Leiftowitz has had just about enough of her son Emmanuel “Manny” Leiftowitz’s antics, and his excuses are starting to wear thin as well. “Emmanuel is such a sweet boy,” Rebecca told SSNN. ...
Fielder shoves woman for walking out of The Dark Knight before the end
MILWAUKEE, WI — An irate Prince Fielder is in trouble with the law today after a Monday incident in which he shoved a young woman who decided to leave a screening of The Dark Knight before it had concluded. The woman, Amischa McGregor, 29, stan...

