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Paris Hilton keeps asking boyfriend Benji Madden for tickets to World Series
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Blonde bombshell Paris Hilton has her boyfriend quite confused. Benji Madden, who is the guitarist for Good Charlotte, has been dating Hilton for months, and has been asked to perform many unusual requests. However, Madden repor...
Rays forfeit first game of World Series
TAMPA BAY, FL — In an unusual move, the Tampa Bay Rays have officially forfeited the first game of the 2008 World Series, under the provision that Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels would not start game two of the series. “We figured we have no...
Mayor of Poughkeepsie invites Cole Hamels to son’s wedding
POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y.—Stuart Weinstein, the mayor of Poughkeepsie, has reportedly invited Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels to attend his son’s wedding, in spite of the fact that Hamels has never met any members of the family and has never e...
Zambrano to take statistics at Northwestern
CHICAGO — The Chicago Cubs’ early exit from the playoffs this year has brought with it a silver lining for at least one player....
God apologizes to Jews for scheduling Yom Kippur during Hamels start
PHILADELPHIA and HEAVEN — A remorseful God, already reeling from a very taxing Day of Atonement, issued a tearful apology to the world’s Jews for a scheduling snafu which saw many Jews forced to make difficult decisions between their reli...
B.J. Upton benched for remainder of playoffs for lack of hustle during post-game celebration
TAMPA BAY, FL — A distraught Joe Maddon told reporters that B.J. Upton had left him “no choice,” and that the Rays star centerfielder would be benched for the remainder of the playoffs following his performance in Game 4 against the...
Harold Reynolds eliminated from playoffs
CHICAGO, IL — After a hard fought American League Divisoin series, Harold Reynolds has reluctantly accepted the reality that’s he’s out of the playoffs. As the visiting Tampa Bay Rays celebrated on the field, Reynolds was left to ...
