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Observational humor, self-praise, self-mockery, more self-praise, mockery of those who deserve it (everyone), justice, lack of mercy, and some more self-praise for good measure
Recent Posts
"Imagine There's A Heaven..." Well Now There Is!
World peace is finally at hand. More specifically, at my right hand. Can you feel it?My first album, entitled "Huh??" is finally out! Before you read on, go and preview it here:Huh??Ok, now buy it.Now buy two more copies for Uncle Sally and Aunt Geor...
Dream Food Induces Lucidity
I'm generally optimistic, but nothing beats my sister and her essay contests. Every month or so, she'll participate in some national writing contest and she'll spend a solid ten minutes writing an essay. I figure she just doesn't really care, but the...
Local Apocalypse
Monday, life is coming to an end in this house. It's supposed to be that part of the 30-day no-sugar-added trial where all other impulses are abandoned as well, but we haven't decided quite what this means yet. Some ideas presented to the board were:...
Sniping The Toilet
Yesterday another lucky tooth graduated from death row to tooth heaven. I went to the dentist and got that long due root canal. My other teeth are jealous, but I promised them the same fate shortly.My dentist hates doing root canals so he had a stunt...
I'm Not Taking The Blame For Your Suicide
We (Mark, Gene and Ellen) saw two movies today in the theater for the price of one. We surrendered our morals to Buddha so we felt no compunction in cheating the movie theater out of the price of three extra tickets.The first movie was I Lo...
Being Japanese For A Day, Almost Always Fatal
Brilliant! : Japanese Soft Drinks, especially andOk, after seeing those, I went on a brilliant-Japanese-inventions binge. Obviously these have all been displayed on various websites before, but here are my personal favorites:Generally money-saving bu...

