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Sermon on the Couch

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Observational humor, self-praise, self-mockery, more self-praise, mockery of those who deserve it (everyone), justice, lack of mercy, and some more self-praise for good measure

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  • "Imagine There's A Heaven..." Well Now There Is!

    Posted on Monday April 20th, 2009 at 01:37 in amazon, album, heaven, huh??, something kinky

    World peace is finally at hand. More specifically, at my right hand. Can you feel it?My first album, entitled "Huh??" is finally out! Before you read on, go and preview it here:Huh??Ok, now buy it.Now buy two more copies for Uncle Sally and Aunt Geor...

  • Dream Food Induces Lucidity

    Posted on Sunday March 29th, 2009 at 20:41 in lucid dreaming, optimism, michelle

    I'm generally optimistic, but nothing beats my sister and her essay contests. Every month or so, she'll participate in some national writing contest and she'll spend a solid ten minutes writing an essay. I figure she just doesn't really care, but the...

  • Local Apocalypse

    Posted on Friday March 27th, 2009 at 23:43 in Seinfeld, apocalypse, george costanza, get smart, secret life of bees

    Monday, life is coming to an end in this house. It's supposed to be that part of the 30-day no-sugar-added trial where all other impulses are abandoned as well, but we haven't decided quite what this means yet. Some ideas presented to the board were:...

  • Sniping The Toilet

    Posted on Wednesday March 25th, 2009 at 21:44 in dentist, root canal

    Yesterday another lucky tooth graduated from death row to tooth heaven. I went to the dentist and got that long due root canal. My other teeth are jealous, but I promised them the same fate shortly.My dentist hates doing root canals so he had a stunt...

  • I'm Not Taking The Blame For Your Suicide

    Posted on Monday March 23rd, 2009 at 01:59 in suicide, mortality, immortality, i love you man, sunshine cleaning

    We (Mark, Gene and Ellen) saw two movies today in the theater for the price of one. We surrendered our morals to Buddha so we felt no compunction in cheating the movie theater out of the price of three extra tickets.The first movie was I Lo...

  • Being Japanese For A Day, Almost Always Fatal

    Posted on Saturday March 21st, 2009 at 21:09 in japanese inventions

    Brilliant! : Japanese Soft Drinks, especially andOk, after seeing those, I went on a brilliant-Japanese-inventions binge. Obviously these have all been displayed on various websites before, but here are my personal favorites:Generally money-saving bu...

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