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Shalampax Speaks
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The voice of the Shalampaxian people. Why anyone would want to listen is beyond anyone's ability to grasp as Shalampaxians are the most inane people on the planet. So be it. Follow it on Twitter@birdinhand2.
Recent Posts
Spiritual Answers
Many people spend considerable time and end up terribly frustrated searching for answers they will never find. How did the universe form? What was here before it came into existence? Is there a purpose to life or do we just exist? Whether or not spec...
DNA Doesn’t Lie
Peeps, this is it. The results are in. The Geneva-based genomics expert emailed me his report on the analysis of Marie’s, MadMadMargo’s and Openfly’s DNA. We now have some definitive news about MadMadMargo’s parentage. I don’t know if she...
Shoe Marketing
If there’s one thing I’ve learned on the business beat hear at Shalampax Speaks it’s that you should never underestimate the power of good marketing to boost profitability, or the power of bad marketing to kill it. Take The Shalampax Shoe Store...
The Great Depression
Hugepimple, head of the psychology department at the Shalampax Medical Clinic, recently announced that the clinic has seen an enormous increase in the number of cases of depression that have been diagnosed in the past few weeks. Neither Hugepimple no...
Copper: A Decorative History
Emptybucket is scheduled to give another in his continuing series of renowned, mind-numbingly tedious lectures at lunchtime tomorrow. Tomorrow’s topic is “The Decorative Use of Copper in 18th Century Shalampax.” This lecture should not be quite...
The Excitement Continues to Build
Peeps, are you as excited as I am? I’m sorry. Of course, you can’t answer that until you know how excited I am. Well, let me tell you. I’m a guy and about as manly a man as you’ll find in Shalampax, which, admittedly, is not saying much, but ...
