Recent Posts Tagged With 'bar'

• A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…

  Posted on Tuesday December 9th, 2008 at 03:57 in bar, smile, food and drink

  A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in ...

• Birth of a Candy Bar

  Posted on Monday December 8th, 2008 at 05:13 in bar, joy, birth, pure, marriage and relationships

  It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Ave...

• A name for a penis

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:47 in quality, job, bar, puzzle, drinks, smile, guy, gays and lesbians

  A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." So he sits down at ...

• DOUBLE VODKA

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:45 in family, women, bar, drinks, guy, gays and lesbians

  A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've jus...

• Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:44 in bar, drinks, gays and lesbians

  Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. "Who is that babe?" one said to the other. "I'd sure like to get her spread out on my sheets....

• The Diet

  Posted on Wednesday November 26th, 2008 at 09:29 in diet, miscellaneous, bar, cookies, dinner, drinks, glasses

  BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milk LUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 [...]...

• Men vs. Women

  Posted on Sunday November 16th, 2008 at 23:00 in life, Color, love, sex, dog, women, cat, vacation, hate, reason, phone, story

  Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have conculsive proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these f...

• A fellow decides to take off early from work…

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:11 in best, story, bar, drinks, drunks, glasses

  A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the ...