Recent Posts Tagged With 'best'

• Expresso and a syringe

  Posted on Tuesday December 9th, 2008 at 03:56 in best, food and drink, guy

  This guy goes into a restaurant. He's a little more than strung out from lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Strug...

• Better than Sex

  Posted on Monday December 8th, 2008 at 05:17 in books, love, sex, women, best, dinner, station, marriage and relationships

  A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States  to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife c...

• Love to Death

  Posted on Monday December 8th, 2008 at 05:17 in life, news, love, God, doctor, best, death, office, smile, spring, hours, marriage and relationships

  A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments -- lack of sleep, no dr
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• A loving couple

  Posted on Monday December 8th, 2008 at 05:15 in life, love, best, marriage and relationships

  Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, as her voice ...

• Gay banter

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:40 in news, best, manager, gays and lesbians

  More gay banter... Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started discussing them.The f...

• Not raising hogs

  Posted on Wednesday November 26th, 2008 at 09:33 in best, miscellaneous, cow

  My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a check for $1,000.00 from the government for not raising hogs. So I want to go into the...

• The best book on elephants

  Posted on Sunday November 23rd, 2008 at 21:00 in books, best, joy, perfect, elephant, animal world

  The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants. The British submited a dry historical ...

• A fellow decides to take off early from work…

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:11 in best, story, bar, drinks, drunks, glasses

  A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the ...

• Less-Known Computer Languages

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:02 in news, love, best, written, computer related

  Basic-Fortran-Cobol... These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry. There are numerous other languages however that are less well known yet still have ardent devotees. In fact these littl...

• Diary of an AOL User

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:01 in news, kids, best, fast, phone, story, earth, hook, guy, computer related

  July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd better hold onto it in case they don't ever send me anther one! I can't connect. I don't know what is wron...