Recent Posts Tagged With 'drinks'

• HOW TO COOK A TURKEY!

  Posted on Tuesday December 9th, 2008 at 03:58 in drinks, food and drink, hours, glasses

  HOW TO COOK A TURKEY! (The Thanksgiving Special) Step 1:Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of ...

• Proffessional Acquantance

  Posted on Monday December 8th, 2008 at 05:18 in doctor, lady, blonde, drinks, smile, young, blondes, marriage and relationships, proffessional

  A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical during intermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gow...

• A name for a penis

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:47 in quality, job, bar, puzzle, drinks, smile, guy, gays and lesbians

  A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." So he sits down at ...

• DOUBLE VODKA

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:45 in family, women, bar, drinks, guy, gays and lesbians

  A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've jus...

• A man walks in to a doctors office…

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:45 in doctor, office, drinks, hours, box, solve, gays and lesbians

  A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor replies, "Are you gay?" The man answers "yes." The doctor says, "I think I can help. Go to th...

• Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:44 in bar, drinks, gays and lesbians

  Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. "Who is that babe?" one said to the other. "I'd sure like to get her spread out on my sheets....

• The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus

  Posted on Wednesday November 26th, 2008 at 09:32 in news, love, dog, Hotel, miscellaneous, phone, dinner, drinks, toilet

  It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is very dangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks th...

• The Diet

  Posted on Wednesday November 26th, 2008 at 09:29 in diet, miscellaneous, bar, cookies, dinner, drinks, glasses

  BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milk LUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 [...]...

• How do you make a cat drink?

  Posted on Tuesday November 25th, 2008 at 03:16 in cat, drinks, food and drink

  How do you make a cat drink? 1 cat 2 lemons Vodka Mix then serve Social Bookmarking...

• A fellow decides to take off early from work…

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:11 in best, story, bar, drinks, drunks, glasses

  A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the ...

• The Eighteen Bottles

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:09 in drinks, drunks, glasses

  I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and pou...

• The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:08 in news, love, dog, Hotel, phone, dinner, drinks, toilet, computer related

  It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is very dangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness sett...