Recent Posts Tagged With 'elephant'

• A customer walks into a restaurant and notices…

  Posted on Tuesday December 9th, 2008 at 03:58 in kitchen, food and drink, elephant

  A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, "$500 if we fail to fill your order." When his waitress arrives, he ...

• The best book on elephants

  Posted on Sunday November 23rd, 2008 at 21:00 in books, best, joy, perfect, elephant, animal world

  The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best book on elephants. The British submited a dry historical ...

• How to Catch a White Elephant

  Posted on Sunday November 23rd, 2008 at 20:59 in elephant, animal world

  Go to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you a muffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close, drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant...

• Elephants IX

  Posted on Sunday November 23rd, 2008 at 20:58 in books, life, sex, elephant, animal world

  Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant: The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant The English book - El...

• Elephants VIII

  Posted on Sunday November 23rd, 2008 at 20:58 in legs, elephant, animal world

  What has two grey legs and two brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea. What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Lots of room! Social Bookmarking...

• Elephants V

  Posted on Wednesday November 19th, 2008 at 09:39 in elephant, animal world

  Why do elephants live in herds? To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles. Social Bookmarking...

• Elephants IV

  Posted on Wednesday November 19th, 2008 at 09:39 in elephant, animal world

  How do you get an elephant out of the water? Wet. How do you get two elephants out of the water? One by one. Social Bookmarking...

• Elephants III

  Posted on Wednesday November 19th, 2008 at 09:38 in elephant, animal world

  How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Insert elephant. 3. Close door. How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? 1. Open door. 2. Remove el...

• Elephants II

  Posted on Wednesday November 19th, 2008 at 09:38 in elephant, animal world

  What game do four elephants in a mini play? Squash Social Bookmarking...

• Elephants

  Posted on Wednesday November 19th, 2008 at 09:38 in elephant, animal world

  How do you get four elephants into a Mini? Two in the front, two in the back. Social Bookmarking...