Recent Posts
Share-Joke
Return To Blog Listing
Welcome to Shae-Joke, This site have so many funny jokes, hope you like...:)
Recent Posts Tagged With 'food and drink'
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY!
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY! (The Thanksgiving Special) Step 1:Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of ...
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, "$500 if we fail to fill your order." When his waitress arrives, he ...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait. "Would you like to wait in ...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
Q: What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? A: 100 way to wok your dog. Social Bookmarking...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag. Social Bookmarking...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does s...
Expresso and a syringe
This guy goes into a restaurant. He's a little more than strung out from lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Strug...
What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating?
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm Social Bookmarking...
Eat oysters
A lady went running to a doctor with a badly spoiled stomach. "What did you eat for dinner last night?" asked the doctor. "Oysters," she said. "Fresh oysters?" asked the doctor. "How...
How did you find your steak, sir?
Waiter: "How did you find your steak, sir,"? Young Man: "Quite accidentally, I assure you. I moved that piece of lettuce and there it was." Social Bookmarking...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink? 1 cat 2 lemons Vodka Mix then serve Social Bookmarking...
How do you prepare your chickens?
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die." Social Bookmarki...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life? A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything....
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's? A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterwards you .swear you'll never do it again. Social Bookmarking...
At a dinner party, one of the guests…
At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of me...
A bowl of chili
A homeless man walks into a diner with enough change for a cup of coffee. Seated next to him at the counter, was a well-dressed man with a...
