Recent Posts Tagged With 'guy'

• A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…

  Posted on Tuesday December 9th, 2008 at 03:56 in news, food and drink, guy

  A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does s...

• Expresso and a syringe

  Posted on Tuesday December 9th, 2008 at 03:56 in best, food and drink, guy

  This guy goes into a restaurant. He's a little more than strung out from lack of sleep. The waiter asked for his order. Trying to be funny he asked the waiter for a hit of his best heroin. Strug...

• A name for a penis

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:47 in quality, job, bar, puzzle, drinks, smile, guy, gays and lesbians

  A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck, I really want a drink." So he sits down at ...

• DOUBLE VODKA

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:45 in family, women, bar, drinks, guy, gays and lesbians

  A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've jus...

• Men vs. Women

  Posted on Sunday November 16th, 2008 at 23:00 in life, Color, love, sex, dog, women, cat, vacation, hate, reason, phone, story

  Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have conculsive proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these f...

• After a long pubcrawl…

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:10 in drunks, guy

  After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red or green. Since they can't come to a conclusion they go searching a cop. Finally they find one and ask him: "Please, officcccer, could you tell us if the moon is red or green?" The...

• Diary of an AOL User

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 20:01 in news, kids, best, fast, phone, story, earth, hook, guy, computer related

  July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd better hold onto it in case they don't ever send me anther one! I can't connect. I don't know what is wron...