Recent Posts Tagged With 'hours'

• HOW TO COOK A TURKEY!

  Posted on Tuesday December 9th, 2008 at 03:58 in drinks, food and drink, hours, glasses

  HOW TO COOK A TURKEY! (The Thanksgiving Special) Step 1:Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) of JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of ...

• Love to Death

  Posted on Monday December 8th, 2008 at 05:17 in life, news, love, God, doctor, best, death, office, smile, spring, hours, marriage and relationships

  A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments -- lack of sleep, no dr
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• A man walks in to a doctors office…

  Posted on Sunday November 30th, 2008 at 21:45 in doctor, office, drinks, hours, box, solve, gays and lesbians

  A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor replies, "Are you gay?" The man answers "yes." The doctor says, "I think I can help. Go to th...

• Daylight Savings Time Reform

  Posted on Wednesday November 26th, 2008 at 09:30 in miscellaneous, reason, spring, hours

  It happens every spring: crocuses, baseball (with any luck), and the switch to Daylight Savings Time (DST). Coming off DST is not &#...

• Men vs. Women

  Posted on Sunday November 16th, 2008 at 23:00 in life, Color, love, sex, dog, women, cat, vacation, hate, reason, phone, story

  Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now we have conculsive proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these f...

• So the new conductor addresses the orchestra…

  Posted on Sunday November 16th, 2008 at 20:08 in music, news, hours

  So the new conductor addresses the orchestra. He tells them that things are going to change, that everyone will be e...

• In-class Assignment for Wednesday

  Posted on Friday November 14th, 2008 at 10:02 in news, story, earth, dream, fly, hours, written, school and college

  This assignment was actually turned in by two English students: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Rebecca and Gary English 44A SMU Creative Writing Prof Miller In-class Assignment for Wednesday To...