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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
Q: What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? A: 100 way to wok your dog. Social Bookmarking...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does s...
Saintly Naivete
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I tol...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my fr&...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments -- lack of sleep, no dr...
Gay banter
More gay banter... Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started discussing them.The f...
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is very dangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks th...
Bad Jokes
The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOS program. You probably haven't heard most of them. Please try not to lau...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE: Notice of increase of tax payment Form 1040 - P The only t...
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra…
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra. He tells them that things are going to change, that everyone will be e...
Latest software technology
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest and greatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for the dudes who have to read it. The hip new way to write readable C code involves the use of a few simple define...
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is very dangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness sett...
God and the Computer
In the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #Please login. %>login God #Password?. [...]...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Basic-Fortran-Cobol... These programming languages are well known and (more or less) well loved throughout the computer industry. There are numerous other languages however that are less well known yet still have ardent devotees. In fact these littl...
Diary of an AOL User
July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is the best online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I'd better hold onto it in case they don't ever send me anther one! I can't connect. I don't know what is wron...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students: ---------------------------------------------------------------- Rebecca and Gary English 44A SMU Creative Writing Prof Miller In-class Assignment for Wednesday To...
