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Shitty Poems

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Terrible poems, by a terrible writer

• Added on: Sep 22nd, 2009
• Country: United States
• Language: English

• Author: askmeshit
• Listed in: Poems Humor
• Tags: funny money Help poems promote askmeshit

Recent Posts

• New info

  Posted on Wednesday December 2nd, 2009 at 18:55

  I haven't forgot about the fans. In fact, I love them so much I have been secretly purchasing webhosting elsewhere and am almost done developing an amazing new site that I am positive will be even more shittier than this one. Expect the new site in o...

• Gay Ghost

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 17:42

  My house is haunted by a gay ghost,my ass bleeds when I drop the soap.My channels change to watch The View,and my Stetson cologne smells of J Crew.I put in the fridge some cupcake snacksand open it up to yogurt packs.My hairbrush smells like Vaseline...

• Sauna

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 17:36

  I went to the gymand decided to spendtime sweating in the sauna.Then in walked a kidand he laughed at my dickso I beat his ass like Rihanna....

• Crying Baby

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 17:35

  Crying baby,give it a shake.Crying baby,drive it in a lake.Crying baby,lock it in the car.Crying baby,throw it real far.Crying baby,drop it on the floor.Crying baby,toss out on I4.Crying baby,drown it in the tub.Crying baby,put it in the dump.It's a ...

• Cheerleading

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 17:29

  Cheerleading is a sport.Just shitting you, no it's not.Anyone can yell and clap,so just sit there and look hot....

• Jobs

  Posted on Friday October 30th, 2009 at 17:26

  Beat your wife?Train for cop.Like blow jobs?Learn to rock.Like boys?Start a church.Enjoy corruption?Put country first.Want herpes?Strip at a club.Enjoy taxis?Blow shit up.Don't like sex?Get an Xbox.Never heard of sex?Manage Gamestop.Enjoy steroids?Pi...

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