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Funny Two Line Jokes - Irish Bulls
MRS. JENKINS—"Mrs. Smith, we shall be neighbors now. I have bought a house next you, with a water frontage."MRS. SMITH—"So glad! I hope you will drop in some time."...
Funny Story - Irish Bulls
A little old Irishman was trying to see the Hudson-Fulton procession from Grant's Tomb. He stood up on a bench, but was jerked down by a policeman. Then he tried the stone balustrade and being removed from that vantage point, climbed the railing of L...
Clean Funny Short Jokes - Irish Bulls
"If you want to put that song over you must sing louder.""I'm singing as loud as I can. What more can I do?""Be more enthusiastic. Open your mouth, and throw yourself into it."...
Really Funny Short Jokes - Irish Bulls
"In choosing his men," said the Sabbath-school superintendent, "Gideon did not select those who laid aside their arms and threw themselves down to drink; but he took those who watched with one eye and drank with the other."...
Joke of the Day - Irish Bulls
MAGISTRATE—"You admit you stole the pig?"PRISONER—"I 'ave to."MAGISTRATE—"Very well, then. There has been a lot of pig-stealing going on lately, and I am going to make an example of you, or none of us will be safe."—M.L. Hayward....
Really Funny Jokes - Irish Bulls
A college professor, noted for strict discipline, entered the classroom one day and noticed a girl student sitting with her feet in the aisle and chewing gum."Mary," exclaimed the indignant professor, "take that gum out of your mouth and put your fee...
Very Short Funny Jokes - Irish Bulls
A pretty school teacher, noticing one of her little charges idle, said sharply: "John, the devil always finds something for idle hands to do. Come up here and let me give you some work."...
Irish Bulls Humor
A servant of an English nobleman died and her relatives telegraphed him: "Jane died last night, and wishes to know if your lordship will pay her funeral expenses."...
Very Short Jokes - Irish Bulls
"The doctor says if 'e lasts till moring 'e'll 'ave some 'ope, but if 'e don't, the doctor says 'e give 'im up."...
Short Jokes - Irish Bulls
An Irishman once was mounted on a mule which was kicking its legs rather freely. The mule finally got its hoof caught in the stirrup, when the Irishman excitedly remarked: "Well, begorra, if you're goin' to git on I'll git off."...
