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Shotjot - your daily shot of humor
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Absolutely amusing. It's pee-in-your-pants, laugh-so-hard-it's-without-sound, collapse-onto-the-ground hilarious.
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November 8th 1:12pm - Rob Awesome
Mumbai: Day One: The city served no alcohol.Mumbai: Day Two: Bollywood, and we were told by a restaurant as well as by a bar that playing card games in public is illegal.Mumbai: Day Three: We left.By our arrival in Goa, the Kiwi was on his second Bol...
November 5th 5:15pm -The Kiwi
After I had a cerebral aneurysm from being a Bollywood extra, the Brit and I stood on a Mumbai street corner with five hundred extra rupees in our pockets. Five hundred rupees equates $10.70. In the US I could get a meal at McDonald's. In India, $1...
October 30th 2:12pm - October 2009 Quote of the Month
Brit Physicist: "I was surrounded and attacked by dogs. I had to kick one to escape. I was on acid. It might have been in my mind." ...
October 29th 7:25pm - Bollywood
I'm as much an actress as Lindsay Lohan is a rocket scientist. Thus, when a man approached me in Mumbai who looked more like an Indian squirrel than a talent agent and asked if I wanted to be an extra in a Bollywood film, I laughed so much I snort...
October 22nd 2:47pm - Cankles
My first middle school crush didn't know my name. He called me Cankles.After a pre-pubescent heart-to-heart with God, by seventh grade He had upgraded my life from Fat Kid to Soccer Player. However, He forgot to thin out my ankles. I have the ankle d...
October 20th 2:19pm - Diwali: The Festival of Lights
Diwali is the celebration of inner light awareness. It celebrates the pure and eternal beyond the mental and physical. Translation: Diwali is the festival of lights, or, fireworks set off by babies aged three to five. We returned from the camel safar...

