Recent Posts Tagged With 'slacker heaven - free games'

• Letterman Has Sex, The World Is Shocked

  Posted on Friday October 2nd, 2009 at 06:18 in slacker heaven - free games

  Anyone who says money can't buy you happiness is lying.  Money buys you lots of stuff.  It buys houses, food, power and sex, lots and lots of sex.  That's the only explaination for how an old bucktoothed geezer like David Letterman gets laid so mu...

• 10 Reasons Why You Should Not Go To The Mall With Your Wife

  Posted on Tuesday August 25th, 2009 at 22:03 in slacker heaven - free games

  1. You have better things to do than walk around aimlessly for 10 hours without buying a damn thing.2.  You don't want to break your back carrying around sacks of crap she's going to return to the store tomorrow.3.  You need to eat a Cinnabun like ...

• Tide Stick - The Miracle Maker

  Posted on Thursday August 13th, 2009 at 20:15 in slacker heaven - free games

  Life always gives you opportunities to learn.  Last night I learned the joy of a Tide Stick.What the hell is a Tide Stick you ask?  Why it's a little portable container shaped like a pen, filled with magical mystical miniature liquid fairies that s...

• CSI For The Single Guy

  Posted on Saturday July 25th, 2009 at 19:00 in slacker heaven - free games

  So far my entire weekend is a bust.  I have spent nearly all of Saturday playing secret squirrel with my friend as he attempts to catch his girlfriend cheating.He tells me of his plan on Friday, "Dude, I saw the chats I think she fucking met him! I'...

• A Lobster's Right To Die With Dignity

  Posted on Wednesday July 22nd, 2009 at 05:32 in slacker heaven - free games

  I have now officially heard it all.  Out there, some where are people all upset that the poor sea bug also known as lobster is boiled alive before eating. They claim that the poor misunderstood lobster cries out in pain as it is being boiled for din...

• One Wife, 2 For Porn

  Posted on Monday July 13th, 2009 at 19:00 in slacker heaven - free games

  I'm a tech guy. I love all things shiny and electronic.  So that goes without saying that I have a computer of some type surgically attached to me nearly all day. And of course I look at porn.You cannot travel about the interwebs for any real amount...

• Ding Dong The Cat Is Gone!

  Posted on Thursday July 9th, 2009 at 20:08 in slacker heaven - free games

  Some of you may remember my ordeal with Demon Seed, the cat the we got after Angel Kitty, the wife unit's cat passed away.  This "thing" was not a pet, but a furry tasmanian devil of blood and pain.We tried to bond with it.  Bribe it with food and ...

• Shut Your Filthy Moosehole!

  Posted on Sunday July 5th, 2009 at 00:55 in slacker heaven - free games

  I don't usually do politics. It's not that I don't care.  It's just that I have better things to do, like cleaning my eyeballs with minature squeegees. But this time I have to make an exception.Here I am this fine 4th of July weekend, enjoying plate...