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SlapDashittery

http://ryanofthezeitgeist.blogspot.com

Fury, Hilarity, Vulgarity, Egomania & Dipshittery

Added on: Feb 17th, 2007
Country: Canada
Language: English

Author: Ryan Lawson
Listed in: Humor Observational Humor
Tags: warming glacier ice sheets greenland glacial cycle

Recent Posts

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Posted on Thursday November 12th, 2009 at 09:39

The whole world will be different soonJust as the lyrics of an eleven-year-old Pearl Jam song punched, stomped and screamed into my brain in the days leading up to my daughter’s birth, settling in and sticking to that memory like a wad of bubblegum...
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Posted on Tuesday November 3rd, 2009 at 15:10

Ingest incestuous ingressTallow waddle, cerebellum invasion likelyRoquefort transcontinental necktieTorque liver for balustrade rejoinderAntioxidantismsAngelheart fiascoDrab jambalaya; rebar honkyIncommunicado discothèqueShopworn shipwreck below dec...
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Posted on Wednesday September 30th, 2009 at 22:04

"Oh," I said, holding the kid in the crook of my arm. "Your mama is going to be so proud of you."I gently, gleefully swayed her back and forth, beaming at this new, utterly surprising development: my baby’s first word."Compartmentalize," I repeated...
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Posted on Thursday September 24th, 2009 at 14:47

So: I was yanked from my slumber last Wednesday by the girlfriend calling me from the shower. She was seeing what she described as "little fireflies" in front of her eyes, a symptom we both knew to mean that we had to call our doctor, and that we had...
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Posted on Thursday September 17th, 2009 at 17:49

12:53am.5.1 pounds.A baby girl.Incredible....
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Posted on Thursday September 3rd, 2009 at 23:06

I’m standing at a crosswalk, waiting to cross the street. A bearded and bandana-ed man on a bicycle is leaning hard against the lightpost, and if he’s glaring through me instead of directly at me it’s impossible to tell."How you doing?" I ask."...