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Small Town Police Blotters

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A selection of weird, funny, absurd or unusual police blotters from small-town newspapers.

• Added on: Aug 30th, 2009
• Country: United States
• Language: English

• Author: Danielle
• Listed in: Humor Observational Humor
• Tags: funny Police newspaper small town blotter

Recent Posts

• Blotter 27: Yankton, you need to be more hilarious, this crap just isn\'t cutting it.

  Posted on Wednesday December 16th, 2009 at 18:55 in money, fight, montana, yankton

  Yeah. I know I suck at updating my blog. I place the blame squarely on Yankton. Nothing worth posting has ended up in the Yankton blotter in quite some time, and not seeing funny business in Yankton's paper saps my motivation so that I don't look ...

• Blotter 26: Drugs are bad, (and so is public urination) mmkay?

  Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 08:13 in weed, meth, facebook, washington state, pee

  From the Kittitas County Washington Daily Record, Nov. 13-17:A person reported seeing someone smoke meth or marijuana on Sixth Avenue.Somehow I picture whoever called in this report as an agitated senior citizen. And the actual conversation went som...

• Blotter 25: The Dog Whisperer, Dogs Gone Wild

  Posted on Sunday November 1st, 2009 at 09:10 in Dogs

  First, a note from STPB: You may (or may not) notice that posting has been and will continue to be slower than normal for a while. I've recently moved way out in the middle of nowhere (about 3 miles down the dirt road featured in the blog's title pho...

• Blotter 24: More Parenting Lessons from the Yankton PD

  Posted on Monday October 19th, 2009 at 18:21 in pee, yankton, nanny cop

  From the Yankton Press & Dakotan, Oct 14 2009:• A report was received at 7:12 p.m. Tuesday that toys had been left in the road in the 800 block of Birch. A mother and child were spoken with about the incident.• A report was received at 8:19 p.m. ...

• Blotter 23- Restroom time limits for the homeless?

  Posted on Wednesday October 14th, 2009 at 00:27 in bathroom, homeless, washington state

  From the Kittitas County WA Daily Record, Oct 12-13, 2009:A homeless man was reportedly in the restroom for 10 minutes on Canyon Road.Hey, he's homeless...maybe he can't afford Metamucil or that fancy fiber-filled yogurt that makes old ladies shit th...

• Blotter 22- "They beat me up and stole my....methamphetamine?"

  Posted on Saturday October 3rd, 2009 at 02:39 in meth, toilet, washington state

  From the Kittitas County Daily Record, Washington:A woman reported that a friend came to her residence and said people beat him up and stole his methamphetamine in Cle Elum.Ya know, there was a time when a guy could walk down the street with a pocket...

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s blaine

AWESOME ! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS

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