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  • Mabuting Ugali

    Posted on Sunday July 6th, 2008 at 06:33 in intellectual jokes

    Bartolome: Repapiks, alam mo no.1 nggustuhang ugali ng tao sakin? ngccmula sa "A"Tukmol: Ahh Approachable Bartolome: hndi ehTukmol: Affectionate?Bartolome: ndi rinTukmol: anu ba yun?Bartolome: ANEST pare.. Tukmol: ahh ANEST n tanga hehe.. ...

  • Pacman vs. Abu Sayyaf

    Posted on Tuesday June 17th, 2008 at 10:49

    Pacman: Sumuko na kau!! ASG: ssuko lng kmi pg naii-spell mo CEASEFIRE! Pacman: Naku po... ehh.. Tuloy ang laban! durugin!pddlhan ko kau ng chrysanthemum sa burol nyo gunggong! ASG: spell CHRYSANTHEMUM!Pacman: ahhhmmmm.. Pakyu! bingi! sbi ko rose!...

  • GMA and Mike

    Posted on Saturday March 29th, 2008 at 01:01

    GMA & her fmily rding an airplane...GMA: wt if i throw 1 check worth 1 million pesos to make at least 1 filipino hapi?FG Mike: honey, why not throw 2 checks worth half a million pesos to make 2 filipinos hapi?Mikee: Mom, why not throw 4 checks w...

  • Kahit Rabies tataluhin

    Posted on Thursday March 6th, 2008 at 08:03

    "Kung may rabies man ang laway moWilling akong mabaliw.Mahalikan lang kita"Ohhh c'monSobra na toh!...

  • Overweight

    Posted on Friday December 7th, 2007 at 21:22

    Nguusap ang mgkumpare...Kulas: Pare, prang balyena misis ko...Tikoy: gnun ba... mg-horseback riding sya kamo!mkraan ang 1 buwan....Kulas: Pare effective! nbwasan ng 10 kiloTikoy: sbi ko sayo eh!Kulas: nbwasan ng 10 kilo yung kbayo!Submitted by:electr...

  • Menopause

    Posted on Friday December 7th, 2007 at 21:14

    Why God Invented menopause.. Once upon a time a 75 yr. old Lola gave birth...Apo: Lola, lola pakarga ng baby moMother Lola: mmya na apo..(after an hour)Apo: Lola blis, asan na c baby?Mother Lola: lintek na.... antayin n lng nting umiyak, san ko nga b...

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