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Mabuting Ugali
Bartolome: Repapiks, alam mo no.1 nggustuhang ugali ng tao sakin? ngccmula sa "A"Tukmol: Ahh Approachable Bartolome: hndi ehTukmol: Affectionate?Bartolome: ndi rinTukmol: anu ba yun?Bartolome: ANEST pare.. Tukmol: ahh ANEST n tanga hehe.. ...
Pacman vs. Abu Sayyaf
Pacman: Sumuko na kau!! ASG: ssuko lng kmi pg naii-spell mo CEASEFIRE! Pacman: Naku po... ehh.. Tuloy ang laban! durugin!pddlhan ko kau ng chrysanthemum sa burol nyo gunggong! ASG: spell CHRYSANTHEMUM!Pacman: ahhhmmmm.. Pakyu! bingi! sbi ko rose!...
GMA and Mike
GMA & her fmily rding an airplane...GMA: wt if i throw 1 check worth 1 million pesos to make at least 1 filipino hapi?FG Mike: honey, why not throw 2 checks worth half a million pesos to make 2 filipinos hapi?Mikee: Mom, why not throw 4 checks w...
Kahit Rabies tataluhin
"Kung may rabies man ang laway moWilling akong mabaliw.Mahalikan lang kita"Ohhh c'monSobra na toh!...
Overweight
Nguusap ang mgkumpare...Kulas: Pare, prang balyena misis ko...Tikoy: gnun ba... mg-horseback riding sya kamo!mkraan ang 1 buwan....Kulas: Pare effective! nbwasan ng 10 kiloTikoy: sbi ko sayo eh!Kulas: nbwasan ng 10 kilo yung kbayo!Submitted by:electr...
Menopause
Why God Invented menopause.. Once upon a time a 75 yr. old Lola gave birth...Apo: Lola, lola pakarga ng baby moMother Lola: mmya na apo..(after an hour)Apo: Lola blis, asan na c baby?Mother Lola: lintek na.... antayin n lng nting umiyak, san ko nga b...

