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Poison Asparagus?
To: Birds Eye Vegetable Company Dear Birds Eye, For many years my family has enjoyed your frozen vegetable products. We serve them almost every night and on holidays and we always make sure that everyone has their favorite Birds Eye variety at th...
Uncle Lebron’s Tackle Box
Sent To: Field & Stream Magazine Dear Field & Stream, I am writing you today with a heavy heart as recently my family mourned the death of my dear uncle Lebron. Uncle Lebron was one of the kindest most energetic men you could ever hope t...
GAY MARRAIGE
SENT TO : THE OFFICE OF GOV. ARNOLD SCWARZENEGGER Dear Governor Schwarzenegger, First allow me to say how much I enjoyed visiting your native country when I had the chance to go there last summer. I saw tons of Kangaroos and threw a boomerang. I...
Children Vs. Bear Traps
To: Farifax County Virginia Chairwoman Sharon Bulova Dear Chairwoman Bulova, First off allow me to congratulate you on your hard fought electoral victory. I don’t vote out of fear that the government is scanning our brains when we enter the...
Meerkat Football
To: Gumball.com Dear Gumball.com, Over the past few months I have been training my pet meerkats to play football. I currently own 20 meerkats and have had great success in teaching them to line up in play formations and compete using a tiny l...
VARIETY MAGAZINE
SENT TO: VARIETY Dear Variety Magazine, I purchased a copy of your publication yesterday, expecting, as the title suggests a “variety” of stories on a “variety” of different topics. I was incredibly displeased when I read article after articl...

