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Sports Sandwich
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A satirical commentary on the state of American sports.
Recent Posts
Stern proposes streetball play
As the referees say they will likely be locked out for the start of the 2009-10 NBA season, commissioner David Stern has reportedly will propose to owners a professional, no holds barred version of basketball. “No rules, every man for himself,&...
Goodell promises exciting season
Commissioner of the National Football League Roger Goodell promised fans a season to remember in an interview on ESPN Radio’s Mike and Mike in the Morning. Goodell said that his office had a “great plot line ready to unleash,” inclu...
Stickball: This Past Week
New York Yankees’ star shortstop and MVP candidate Derek Jeter has announced he will not attempt to record for most hits by a Yankee, in homage to Lou Gehrig’s accomplishments. Manager Joe Girardi had no comment, as Jeter said he will cea...
The “Sheffield Corkscrew” set to debut
Nine-time All-Star, member of the 500 home run club, and now entrepreneur? Indeed, the controversial New York Met Gary Sheffield known for his ferocious swing has filed a patent for an oversize corkscrew on behalf of his Sheffield Entrepreneurial Ven...
Papelbon fined for calling masseuse out to mound
Slow-paced Jonathan Papelbon, the All-Star closer for the Boston Red Sox, was fined $10,000 by Major League Baseball commissioner Bud Selig after summoning his personal masseuse in between pitches. In a August 29 game against the Toronto Blue Jays at...
Asomugha to play with legs in casts
Immortal owner and mastermind of the most storied franchise in the National Football League Al Davis said that despite having both legs broken, star cornerback and the team’s best player Nnamdi Asomugha will play in the opening night game again...

