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Stories From An Innocent Owner Of Mad Cats

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Stories about life, cats and the madness that follows

Added on: Aug 26th, 2009
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: Innocent Owner of Mad Cats
Listed in: Cats Humor
Tags: life funny humor cats satire non-fiction

Recent Posts

Um, SURPISE!

Posted on Wednesday December 2nd, 2009 at 08:00 in Rock, bull

We plan and plot for hours or even days to find that perfect gift to surprise our loved ones at Christmas. What to get, how to get it and where to hide it for the big surprise come the morning of December 25th. We finally come up with a perfec...
Awards Everywhere

Posted on Friday November 27th, 2009 at 09:49

I had a story that was to post today called 'Funny, I Don't Recall Eating That'. I pulled it before it posted becaues I entered it into a contest and one of the rules was it could not be published. It did not specifically say internet bu...
The Trusting Turkey

Posted on Tuesday November 17th, 2009 at 08:00 in thanksgiving, orkin

A long time ago on a special day, war broke out. Color and Joy were over taken by the cold and dreary Grays. Color and Joy knew something had to be done but what, they did not know. Far on the horizon, a hero awoke from a loud and horrendous ...
Yes Virginia, The Cat Can Lock You Out of the House (revised)

Posted on Tuesday November 10th, 2009 at 07:33 in fuego

Introduction Sometimes, something happens so bizarre, so out there, that you think no one would ever believe you. Such a thing happened to me in August 2009. In fact, the incident is what inspired me to pick up writing again after tw...
Interlude #4: If You Have A Moustache, Get A Dog!

Posted on Thursday November 5th, 2009 at 06:44 in bull

I was awakened each night to what felt like Muhammad Ali slapping me in the face. My eyes would open to find my new Kitten sitting on my chest staring at me. This happened for weeks, every night. I seem to be the only one in the house this kit...
You Know When You’re So Scared, Nothing Comes Out Of Your Mouth?

Posted on Thursday October 29th, 2009 at 07:22

At one time or another we've all been so scared as to scream. Our mouths open wide, jaws drop to our chest and the corners of our lips are about to split as we take in the horror that is upon us. We fill our lungs to capacity for maximum soun...