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Strongly-Worded

http://www.strongly-worded.com

A blog where a disgruntled 20 something writes strongly worded letters to the people, places, and things that bug him on a daily basis.

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  • A Strongly Worded Letter to Internet Spam

    Posted on Tuesday February 10th, 2009 at 17:24 in spam

    Dear Internet Spam,I am writing you today to respectfully request that you cut the shit. You have successfully rendered no less than 4 of my personal email accounts useless over the past 5 years and you are currently eating away at my gmail account ...

  • A Strongly Worded Letter to Punxsutawney Phil

    Posted on Thursday February 5th, 2009 at 16:16 in ground hogs day

    Dear Punxsutawney Phil,If you are reading this then I am pleased that you could spare some time from your undoubtedly busy schedule to read my humble letter. I realize that you are somewhat of a local celebrity and probably cannot be bothered with t...

  • A Strongly Worded Letter to Snow

    Posted on Tuesday February 3rd, 2009 at 16:52 in snow

    Dear Snow, Having been born and raised in the Northeastern region on the these United States, I feel you and I have become well acquainted with one another over the years. I am surprisingly delighted to see you when you first appear each year, you m...

  • A Weak Worded Reply from the Nabisco Corporation

    Posted on Tuesday February 3rd, 2009 at 15:49 in cookies, replies

    If you would like to read the letter that I sent to Nabisco then you can read it here. They clearly do not take me seriously. I strongly suggest you all voice your concerns over this matter. Unity through complaining!---Hi Jonathan,Thank you for visi...

  • A Strongly Worded Letter to The Nabisco Corporation

    Posted on Monday February 2nd, 2009 at 16:33 in cookies

    Dear Nabisco Corporation, I would like to preface this letter by stating that I am a fan of your products. You produce quality cookies at a reasonable price and for that, I thank you. Though I do not regularly consume your snack foods, on the rare oc...

  • A Strongly Worded Letter to Chickens

    Posted on Saturday January 31st, 2009 at 06:00 in chickens

    Dear Chickens,I don't know where to begin. I realize verbally attacking you is somewhat of a useless gesture. You are more than likely already on a conveyor belt heading towards a cruel, yet ultimately delicious fate. I empathize with the fact that y...

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This blog is currently rated a 5.00 out of a possible 5 based on 1 comment.

MylissaAriana

5 stars Mylissa

wonderful... made me laugh out loud. and as I'm at work, it was a little embarrassing!

Posted: January 29th, 2009 | More Reviews From MylissaAriana | Report This Comment

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