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Random Tuesday Delight
Random Tuesday Thoughts is here once again. You know the drill. Here's Keely. I'd have a button for you but when I right clicked on Keely's code to past it into my post it told me she was out of inspiration and to come back later. Not sure what that ...
Good Natured Complaints
I love my Drunken Midgets. I do. But some days I want to ship them to freaking Mars! I told the youngest to clean the living room, which is her chore, and she took my crystal oracle kit and threw it on the floor in her room (which is so messy you can...
Justifiable Homicide?
I almost committed my first murder this morning. Ok, so that's a bit over dramatic, and being a pacifist I would never harm another being, I don't even kill bugs as a general rule but have my Drunken Midget release them back into the wild, but this m...
Just Say No
It's been a very long week, but thank Goddess it's almost over.Can I just say that I'm so sick of people trying to manipulate me in order to take advantage of me? Between my neighbor who bursts into tears every time I tell her I can't drive her all o...
Fun, Fun, Fun...or Not
Yes, I have no Drunken Midgets tonight. And no, their chores are still not done. Yet, I could no longer take the arguing and screaming over the completion of said chores and basically told them to get the fuck out of the house before I lost it. Ok, s...
Notes from the Disaster Area
My house is a mess. Just had to say that cuz it's bugging the hell out of me and there's only so much I can do to keep it clean.*sigh*Have I mentioned lately how much I hate cleaning? Some people don't mind it. To me, it's the bane of my existence. I...
Calgon Take Me Away!
Finally, the sick Drunken Midget is all ready to be dropped off at school and just when I think I'll have the house to myself...the other one comes stumbling out into the living room looking like a freshly raised zombie. Apparently her glands are all...
Snow, Mad Scientist, Fake Fighting and Dear So and So
It snowed on Friday night!!! Ok, so it wasn't much, but it was snow! I love snow! Unfortunately it happened to snow when my eldest was on the way back from the water park (we have an indoor one that's open year round) and at first she figured that si...
Crabby, Crabby, Crabby!!!
Yes, I'm irritable and crabby, I admit it. And no, it's not that time of the month. Yes, I'd love nothing more than a nice Gin and juice right now at this exact moment, oh sweet elixir that would be, but I've been sober for too long to count so I'm n...
No Rant After All and Thursday 13
I got halfway through a very long rant about my ex and a confrontation we had yesterday when I realized he's just not worth the time and energy to rehash it. They say reliving anger is just as harmful to your body as it is to experience it in the mom...
Scaring Perfect Strangers
I've told this story before, but I can't remember if I told it on this blog or not. Plus, it's one of my favorite stories, so I'm telling it again.So the Drunken Midgets and I are in line at the grocery store. The youngest is reading one of the Harry...
Dude, Hurry Up!
I really hate waiting for people. Now, it's one thing if they say 'I'll be there at this time' and they show up at that time, or around that time. It's quite another when for two days in a row this person has said 'I'll be there at this time so you c...
Random Tuesday Thoughts Time
Yes, it's that time again. Last Tuesday seems like it was just yesterday! But then time seems to pass by more quickly as you age...or so I've heard.My random thoughts today are in the form of random questions. So, here we go...~Why does anyone care w...
Run away! Run away! Run away!
I'm having one of those Mommy moments, you know, the kind you have in the summer when the Drunken Midgets have been home for over a month and you've showered them with attention all day long and you just really need some time of peace and quiet, just...
Thoughts on Beauty and Society
Please forgive me for my extended absence, dear readers. Last week I had a bad cold and conquered it just in time to come down with the flu my daughter brought home this weekend. Ugh. I've also been having some bipolar issues so that's been preventin...
Grammar Nazi and Swearing
Okay, first I plan to rant a bit...As a Grammar Nazi, I was disgusted to find out that 'funner' is now actually in the dictionary (at least according to my daughter's friends, I haven't had time to check it out for myself yet). There are few things o...
And the Award Goes to...I Don't Care
Yesterday I thought that I had another ear infection as my ear was hurting. But today I woke up and the whole right side of my face hurts so I'm wondering if it's a tooth that's been bothering me. It's been hurting on and off but the dentist keeps in...
An UnAmerican Traitor
Despite the fact that I am dying from the plague, I had to stop and blog about this....Yes, lately my posts are all political, but with so many Repub dickwads out there inflicted with diarrhea of the mouth, how can I not post about politics? The late...
Evil to the Core
No offense to reality TV fans out there, but I hate, no LOATHE reality TV and have decided that it is the 4th Horseman of the Apocalypse. As far as I'm concerned it has not one single redeeming quality and you couldn't pay me enough to watch it. Prob...
Forget Her Dress Already, Music, and 'Puter Issues
OMFG if I see one more blog/news article obsessing over the dress Michelle Obama wore to the Inauguration I'm going to scream!! She is an amazing, strong, intelligent woman, does she not merit discussion over something other than her fashion sense, o...
A Whole Lotta Rambling
I haven't hardly posted here the last six months or so, partly due to a major fit of depression and partly due to focusing on my other blogs, but that will be changing and I should be posting here regularly again, so please come back more!Our new Pre...
OMFG!!
Wow! Two posts in one week, can you believe it?I am trying very, very hard to turn my thinking around and cultivate positive thoughts, but let me tell you it is very hard to do when everybody is driving you freaking crazy!!! People just won't leave m...
Searching for Something
I have been a bad blogger when it comes to this blog. I've been focusing mostly on my writing blog, so I haven't had much time to blog here. Well, I've had some time but little initiative. This blog has fallen far down on my list. I think I just have...
Ouch!
Oh man, I hurt. I had a root canal a week ago, and finally finished it up yesterday, and my jaw and teeth hurt something fierce. And something is going on with my left shoulder and neck that is killing me.In other news, I've had a very busy week with...
Manic, Buffy, and the Friday 5
I'm feeling a bit manic this morning, like I'm on top of the world, but not like Leonardo DiCaprio (or however you spell his name) in Titanic, cuz he just bugs me. For the first time in days and days I woke up feeling wide awake and ready to face the...
Rage Against the Machine
Somebody just shoot me now and put me out of my misery. I threw my back out doing the Drunken Midget's chores, and the cleaning lady is coming today, and so I have to suck it up and pick up through the excruciating pain. I told the DM's today that if...
Follow the Yellow Brick Road... to HELL!
Well, I had a very good weekend. It was nice to have a life for a night and actually go out, though we didn't win any money at the casino. But, the hotel room was nice and I had fun playing blackjack. I won a bit, then lost it all so that kind of suc...
He's a Professional Transvestite
I am feeling very restless and dissatsified with life this morning. Not even writing will soothe my frazzled nerves. You know I'm bad off when writing doesn't do anything to improve my mood. Not that I've tried all that hard. All two of my attempts t...
OMFG!!! Somebody Save Me!!!
OMFG if my 12 yr old Drunken Midget lives to be 13, I'll have a stroke. I love her dearly, but she is so difficult. I have to get her into see the psychiatrist and back on meds cuz she is driving me crazy!! Between the ADHD and the Early Onset Bipola...
Your Mother Was a Hamster!
In one hour and three mintues, I have to start cleaning, cuz I'm having company today, and my house is a mess. I've spent every day this week cleaning, but the Drunken Midgets keep undoing what I've cleaned and then some. Every morning, it's a little...
