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Some Misc. Stuff and Happy Hour Friday
They, whoever 'they' are, had an H1N1 vaccine clinic at the high school in my city yesterday. You'd have thought that terrorists had landed in the parking lot, I've never seen so many cops in one place in my life. They had spotlights everywhere and e...
It Takes Talent
So the plague hit us again. Well, not the plague, but strep throat. Again. The youngest Drunken Midget is home from school. I had to pick her up from school this morning and bring her to the doctor. Now she's lounging on my couch drinking juice and w...
The Good, the Bad, and the Crazy
So my Drunken Midget has informed me that she is having a wild holiday bash Christmas party. As she had one last year in the party room of our apartment, did all the work, and everyone behaved, I said that she could have one again this year. Of cours...
So Full of Happy I\'m Going to Explode!
Yes, it is Happy Hour Friday, and I'll get to that, but I have a few other things to say first.We had a delightful Thanksgiving. I'm talking Norman Rockwell quality. We had all the great food and family; it was absolutely delightful.With one exceptio...
A War Zone and Twilight Hysteria, or Lack Thereof
Thank you to everyone who left comments and well wishes concerning my migraine yesterday. It is much better today, thanks everyone.In other news, I really don't think I'm going to survive the teen years. My 18 year old has been all hormonal, irritabl...
Random Tuesday Fun!
Happy Tuesday to one and all and welcome to my version of Random Tuesday Thoughts, courtesy of Keely @ The Un Mom.~I received this quote in an email and just had to share:"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive that is Youe...
Fun, Fun, Fun...or Not
Yes, I have no Drunken Midgets tonight. And no, their chores are still not done. Yet, I could no longer take the arguing and screaming over the completion of said chores and basically told them to get the fuck out of the house before I lost it. Ok, s...
Some Blather and Happy Hour Friday
Yes, it is Happy Hour Friday, but I'm not sure if I will get to that today, it depends on how long this post ends up being. I might have to do it tomorrow.What a day I had yesterday! One of the Drunken Midgets and I got into a huge fight over chores ...
Notes from the Disaster Area
My house is a mess. Just had to say that cuz it's bugging the hell out of me and there's only so much I can do to keep it clean.*sigh*Have I mentioned lately how much I hate cleaning? Some people don't mind it. To me, it's the bane of my existence. I...
Random Time
Yes, it is Tuesday again, time for Random Tuesday Thoughts, courtesy of Keely. Head over to her blog, grab the badge and get your random on!~I've been asked to do a product review for an adult toy site. Do I just scream "I use sex toys!" or what? LOL...
A Short Update
My apologies to all who have left comments, I am very behind on answering them. Also, I'm very behind on my blog reading, which hopefully will be caught up on soon. I am now sick with something, though at this point what that could be is anybody's gu...
Totally Refreshed and Renewed
This weekend was wonderful. Absolutely delightful. I had peace and quiet and plenty of solitude. It was very refreshing and I feel like a new person. Surprisingly I didn't blog at all, but spent my time watching Kill Bill 1 & 2, which I just have...
Some Rambling and Happy Hour Friday
It's time for Happy Hour Friday and I'll get to that, but first I'm going to ramble for a bit. Hope you don't mind. Actually, I'm going to whether you mind or not, so deal. :-)As the eldest is bored out of her mind with being sick and having no tv, I...
Pondering and Plague Central
Have you ever had friends or an ex that are like a cancer in that they just keep coming back in an attempt to infest your life and won't leave you alone? I have several friends and ex bfs like that. They call and call and you don't call them back, th...
Calgon Take Me Away!
Finally, the sick Drunken Midget is all ready to be dropped off at school and just when I think I'll have the house to myself...the other one comes stumbling out into the living room looking like a freshly raised zombie. Apparently her glands are all...
Snow, Mad Scientist, Fake Fighting and Dear So and So
It snowed on Friday night!!! Ok, so it wasn't much, but it was snow! I love snow! Unfortunately it happened to snow when my eldest was on the way back from the water park (we have an indoor one that's open year round) and at first she figured that si...
Randomly Funny
Oh yes, it's time for Random Tuesday Thoughts (wasn't last Tuesday just yesterday?) If you want to post your own random thoughts, head over to Keely at The Un Mom and random away!~I'm feeling very unenthusiastic today. I'm sick and my house is a mess...
Quick, Quick, Quick Update
Just a quick update. I'm behind on my blog reading, sorry all, I will be catching up as soon as I'm feeling better. In addition to being sick it's been raining and the arthritis in my back is screaming and clawing at me. Last night all I could do was...
So Much to Say, So Much to Say
I am feeling much better today, well emotionally anyway. I'm not nearly so crabby, which is good cuz I just can't stand being that crabby and I always want to run away from myself when I'm in that kind of foul, foul mood.Physically though I feel like...
Time for Random Tuesday!!
Woo hoo! It's Random Tuesday Thoughts time again!! Ok, I realize that the fact that I am probably way too excited about this screams, "I have no life!!" But I'm ok with that. Having a life would mean I'd have to interact with people (more than just o...
Homecoming, Tarot Readings and Oils
It was a rather uneventful weekend, at least for me. I watched some movies and spent a lot of time reading while the Drunken Midgets were off doing things for Homecoming. Both skipped the homecoming game on Friday but one went to the dance on Saturda...
No Rant After All and Thursday 13
I got halfway through a very long rant about my ex and a confrontation we had yesterday when I realized he's just not worth the time and energy to rehash it. They say reliving anger is just as harmful to your body as it is to experience it in the mom...
Saturday Letters
Dear Mother Nature,Forgive me for my impudence as I follow an Earth-based religion and all, but what the fuck is up with the weather??? It's late September and it's been hot and humid. Again I say, WTF?? Yes, I know we are destroying your Earth and s...
Guess What Day It Is?
Yes ya'll, it is that time again, time for Random Tuesday Thoughts! Keely over at the Un Mom hosts this one, so head on over and check it out!!Without further ado, here are my random thoughts:~I am very excited cuz I have the 4th season of Supernatur...
Random Randomness and Mayhem
And here we are again at Random Tuesday Thoughts. Head over to Keely at The Un Mom if you want to participate. Go ahead, you know you wanna.~ I am exhausted already and it's around 8 a.m. Getting the kids off to school was mind numbingly frustrating....
The Millstone of Humiliation and Some Good Music
So, I can never again go into the restaurant where my eldest happens to be a server. At least not when a particular manager is working. Why, you ask? Well, I'll tell you why, even if you didn't ask.She has this new manager that just started, we'll ca...
Better Late Than Never
No, you have not entered a time warp. It is not Tuesday, it's Wednesday. But yesterday was very busy and when I had time there was a small but violent uprising and the Drunken Midget without a laptop triumphantly declared herself Dictatoress of the c...
Playing Favorites
Yes, I've been going on and on about Sully Erna and Godsmack, but I do have other fav bands as well; mostly metal but some other stuff too. My other most fav band is Mudvayne with frontman Chad Gray. He's pretty damn nummy too. This is one of my fav ...
Can You Say Heaven?
Ahhhh. It has been a nice, quiet, relaxing morning. I have coffee, music (Flogging Molly at the moment), the computer all to myself, and a white candle (removes negativity from the room) and lavender and sage incense burning. If I get any more relaxe...
NOT Random Tuesday and Bloggy Awards!
This post is a bit long cuz I'm giving away awards. If you want to skip all my crazy randomness then just scroll down a bit and there the awards shall be. *Poof* Like magick (but you'll miss more talk about lavender)Yes, I realize it isn't Tuesday bu...
