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Nothing Really
Oh the pain, the pain! My whole body aches way deep in my bones. Arrgh! I spent most of yesterday either running all over town or in bed. We did some shopping for my nephews at Super Target and amazingly enough I survived it, though I felt like I'd b...
Cold With a Side of Snow, IRS Bastards, and Some Other Stuff
It's a quiet, cold, and sunny (though I could do without the sunshine) morning. The high today is supposed to be 7 degrees (F). I'm loving it. Yes, the pain is 50 times worse when it's cold, and yet I still love it. We had about 3 inches of snow, whi...
So Full of Happy I\'m Going to Explode!
Yes, it is Happy Hour Friday, and I'll get to that, but I have a few other things to say first.We had a delightful Thanksgiving. I'm talking Norman Rockwell quality. We had all the great food and family; it was absolutely delightful.With one exceptio...
Poor Sally
Yesterday I had the unmitigated pleasure of hopping into Sally (my car) only to have the power steering go out and the battery light come on. I was baffled by this as I know nothing about cars other than I'm not supposed to drive it when the 'idiot l...
Fun, Fun, Fun...or Not
Yes, I have no Drunken Midgets tonight. And no, their chores are still not done. Yet, I could no longer take the arguing and screaming over the completion of said chores and basically told them to get the fuck out of the house before I lost it. Ok, s...
Better Late Than Never
No, you have not entered a time warp. It is not Tuesday, it's Wednesday. But yesterday was very busy and when I had time there was a small but violent uprising and the Drunken Midget without a laptop triumphantly declared herself Dictatoress of the c...
Already?!
I cannot emphasize enough how fast time flies by. I feel like I'm stuck in some type of anomaly in the time-space continuum where time is perpetually on fast forward (I watch too much Star Trek). Jeez. I blink just once and it's been a week already. ...
Quick, Quick, Quick Blog Post
Hello all. Okay, first I typed Hell all, which was pretty funny to me.Saw the orthopedist yesterday and he said that there is no permanent damage to my knee, and I don't need surgery or anything, it will just take a while for it to heal. He said the ...
Feeling Better and an Epic Haircut!
Hello all! I hope everyone is having a good week. I'm feeling much better today. I fell on my knee a week and a half ago and it's still killing me, along with my leg down to my ankle, but I'm not puking everywhere anymore so I'm thrilled about that. ...
New Baby Sweetness!
We made a trip to the hospital today to see my new nephew, Jack. He is just adorable! And that new baby smell...heaven. Can't we bottle that or something? I was able to hold him for a while, though he slept the whole time since he had been circumcise...
Grammar Nazi and Swearing
Okay, first I plan to rant a bit...As a Grammar Nazi, I was disgusted to find out that 'funner' is now actually in the dictionary (at least according to my daughter's friends, I haven't had time to check it out for myself yet). There are few things o...
Tale O the Magic Brownies
As my mom has 5 brothers and a sister, I hear many a story regaling their antics as youths, especially the boys. One of my favorite stories is the 'Tale O the Magic Brownies.'One day my grandma comes home to find their dog, Frisky, in a state, walkin...
