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Suck My Beatles
http://www.suckmybeatles.com/
Another crummy beatles site.
This is a deeper look at the reasons you like the FF, and how they've manipulated the world through propaganda and mind control. Easy to follow detailed reasons.
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Reason # 561 - The Beatles, Hanging Tough
You say you want a boy band revolution? The FF are usually thought of as one of the defining bands in rock. A pioneering group which broke boundaries, bent the rules, and changed the face of popular music to become the greatest band in history. This ...
100 Reasons Why The Beatles Suck
We received this fantastic list in the mail and decided it deserves to be shared. The sender has no clue where it originated, if you have any idea please drop us a line....
Fan Mail #3 - Help! There’s a Beatle in the closet!
According to popular opinion, anybody who doesn’t like the beatles is a homosexual who lives in his mothers basement. This seems to be the consensus amongst beatarded fans, so if you don’t think the FF walked on water you’d better r...
Reason #307 - Three Days In the Life of Lame
Breaking News! Following a much maligned documentary drought lasting nearly fifteen minutes, beatlemart is finally back to work! To make up for their lack of productivity they’ve stunned the world by pumping out not one, but TWO brilliant new w...
Fan Mail #4 - A word from an above average beatle fan
Occasionally, sandwiched between gripping messages like this: Subject: Dick get cancer We’ll receive an inspired message that humbles even the most cynical seekers of sanity, causing us to question if this noble crusade is even worth fighting...

