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• Apple Products From the iPhone to the Macintosh

  Posted on Wednesday October 21st, 2009 at 15:46 in apple, Macintosh, iphone, In the News, aapl

  This poems is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a poem about iPhones. I want to begin by saying i’m a big fan of Apple because making great products they can but I have a theory which ticks me off to no end they keep discovering ne...

• I had sex with Blake Lively thanks to Tim Ferriss

  Posted on Wednesday September 23rd, 2009 at 09:55 in Jessica Biel, tim ferriss, sucky, blake lively, the rich and famous

  This poem is dedicated to Tim Ferriss (@tferriss) for his inspiration. Until last night I could just day dream about getting one of the women on my list whom I can sleep without causing problems with my girlfriend for messing around but the list is ...

• I Was Constipated (Parody of I Wanna be Sedated by the Ramones)

  Posted on Tuesday August 25th, 2009 at 17:10 in songs, ramones, bowel, flow, sucky, sedated, constipated

  This song has been on my mind since the first time I heard it on the radio.  Not sure why it took so long to get it up here.  Enjoy! Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours ago I was constipated Nothing to do, nowhere to go I was constipated Just get me t...

• Wardrobe Malfunction

  Posted on Tuesday June 30th, 2009 at 09:43 in celebrity, nipple slip, boob, wardrobe malfunction, the rich and famous

  This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Jessica @unabarber for suggesting a sucky poem about nipple slips. some top celebrity acrtress poses for pictures down the walk and every reporter watching wants to have her for a talk sometimes she acts politely and...

• Dinosaurs in Birthday Hats

  Posted on Friday June 5th, 2009 at 14:42 in dinosaurs, sucky, flinstones, birthday hats

  This Sucky Poem is dedicated to Kevin Muldoon @caoimghgin from New Haven for suggesting a sucky poem about dinosaurs in birthday hats.  Not sure where he came up with that one but I don’t ask these questions. We all know many dinosaurs from Ba...

• How to Fix a PC Computer

  Posted on Wednesday June 3rd, 2009 at 14:37 in PC, mac, warranty, sucky, fix a computer

  *This poem is dedicated to Mick Campbell from Middlesbrough @MickDude for suggesting the topic of “how to fix a computer”.  You too can have a poem dedicated to you if you send @suckypoems a suggestion for a sucky poem on twitter. Fixi...

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