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In a Few Minutes
They will all be here.Mr. Nim, the kids, Granny and Doc, The Lawyer and his Wife, maybe some of her kids, who the hell knows.They've invited themselves for dinner but are bringing sandwiches since my kitchen is filled with traif.Pious motherfuckers....
It Would Have Been Rude to Say No
Yesterday afternoon my neighbor came over with two bundles wrapped in tin foil. "Pot Brownies!" he declared, and left them for Mr. Nim and I to enjoy.Because I am a kind and gracious neighbor, I accepted the gift and called my friend The Pastor. (not...
Overheard: Wherein Granny Doe Proves She's A Neanderthal
Today on the phone:ME: Oh Mom, the meetings went so well today and I just know that this is happening all around me. They used the O word and everything.GRANNY DOE: O word?ME: Option! There are two companies wanting to option the show and I'm so tire...
Television
This week I've done two radio shows and I have two pitch meetings scheduled with networks.I have an agent and sense of superiority.Next week there are 6 more meetings and I'm wondering how I'll shave my legs that many days all in a row.You really mus...
Exhaustion
I told him this weekend that his access to my children was limited to my convenience and he was never again to be alone with them.I told him he was a bully and that Adam was off limits. I reminded him that I would choose my children over him yesterda...
On Hiatus
My TV show has been optioned.I'm busy y'all....


