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Last Week of the Decade
I was looking around the Internet this morning to see how many people were doing ‘Best of’ lists for the year or the decade. Quite a few have. But not me. Not yet. Decade isn’t over yet. Something could still happen. Lik...
This Bitch is Dumber than She Already Looked
Although I never claimed to be a fan of Tiger Woods, I would have thought he was a bit brighter. The cheating does not surprise me but some of the decaying road kill he has been linked to is unbelievable. I know I know! He was under duress becau...
Brittany Murphy Died
Brittany Murphy, actress and the voice of Luann on King of the Hill (badass) died today at the age of 32. When asked for comment, all the people who had already finished their “who died in 2009″ things said: Fuck. The people who get pai...
Target Ruins Christmas. Wal-Mart executives high-five each other.
Target has skated by for a long time with their red interiors and ‘We’re not Wal-Mart and we didn’t make your mom do meth like Wal-Mart did” attitude. But it seems like at least one Target has shown its true colors. And th...
Who won the Nobel Prize?
I was watching Morning Joe this morning and listening to them all yapping about Obama getting the Nobel Prize and blah blah. After I got bored looking for dirty pictures of Mika, I found out she has a terrible website and an even worse Twitter page...
The only thing I will say about Tiger Woods
I don’t care what rich people do unless it involves them giving me some of their riches. Tiger Woods apparently likes cheating on his hot wife. According to the whole fucking internet: AS his list of mistresses continues to grow, Tiger Wood...
Internet Whores Get Regulated!
No, not the good kind of Internet Whore. Like Caramel up there. I mean the bad kind. The kind that writes posts about how they just ‘happened’ to get turned on to ‘zazz!’ mouthwash and OMG how awesome is that! I hate t...
Pointy Bras. I guess they are better than ones shaped like question marks….
Since most of you don’t like in Britain, you probably are not up on British fashion. Well, worry no longer. I am here to keep you up to date on the fashion trends of our little floating friends to the east. And right now, it’s point...
Stephen King vs. Opie and Anthony – Who Ya Got?
This is either going to be a really good fight or the most one sided thing in the history of stupid Twitter and internet fights. Here is the run down so far. King writes in this week’s Entertainment Weekly blah blah something about radio and...
This dog ain’t playing games
HOPE MILLS, N.C. — This isn’t another dog-bites-man story. This is a dog-bites-the-deputy’s-tires story. The Fayetteville Observer reported that the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office said a pit bull deflated all four tires of a d...
Yeah, I’ll be coming back for that…
PENSACOLA, Fla. — Police in Florida say a burglar who made off with a man’s valuables returned to the home later and snatched what he couldn’t carry on his first trip: a 100-pound plasma-screen TV. A Pensacola Police investigator was on...
Sunday – James Bond Marathon and other news
USA Network is having a James Bond Marathon today, and they started with the George Lazenby one. Or whatever his name is. There have been a bunch of James Bond’s and I think people who are really into it have little slap fights about who wa...
If Aliens Arrived on Earth
And if they did not do so in a grand entrance, dramatic fashion, would you be disappointed? I got to thinking about this when Newsweek this week noted that alien arrivals in movies “always seem to favor the grand entrance.” And my reactio...
Queen City News – Charlotte full of morons
I have decided that since I live in Charlotte now that I should pay more attention to what is going on around me. So if I find something interesting I will post it. But the only things I think are interesting are stupidity and high speed chases, ...
This Will Not Revolutionize Magazines
I ain’t even going to begin to ask them how they are doing this, though. Video is invading a new medium: print. In a marketing stunt to promote its fall TV series, CBS Corp. is inserting thousands of tiny screens in copies of the Time Warner In...
