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We’re all rubberneckers on this strange, wonderful road of life. You might as well slow down and be a witness to the carnage that is me. I tend to create my own mayhem.
Recent Posts Tagged With 'Dogs'
A lesson in innocence
The footfalls, a child's hurried pace, were ignored.I was on the phone, the evening having reached the magic hour where my minutes were free - and it was late afternoon in Cali. There were conversatio...
My dog has fleas (she takes short pees)
I'm losing my enthusiasm for the city's dog park.(Oh, the title of this? My dad used to say/sing this sometimes. I don't know why.)The park is a great place. A wide open space where the girls can run ...
Oh good Christ, not again
So in my dream, I enter a room and it is filled with the gagging stench of shit. It is overpowering.Slowly, the wheels begin to turn. One dog is at the foot of my bed.The other is nervously clicking u...
She's a fecal freak (it must be something she ate)
I swear, she was out of my sight for 30 seconds. Forty, tops.People with shit-eating dogs will recognize the pure horror of this filthy habit. They will know the exasperation of the oncoming diarrhea ...