Recent Posts Tagged With 'fun and jokes'

• Never Mess with your WIFE!

  Posted on Tuesday May 5th, 2009 at 21:35 in fun and jokes

  A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The husband laugh...

• Bastard !!!

  Posted on Wednesday April 8th, 2009 at 13:07 in fun and jokes

  GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist kissed the g...

• POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS

  Posted on Monday March 23rd, 2009 at 12:32 in office, fun and jokes

  THE ‘FUTURE’ IS IN YOUR HAND, HOLD IT GENTLY’ Excellent poems by not so famous poets… Found on toilet doors and walls… A budding poet trying his best…  Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because some bastard s...

• Full Form of OBAMA - Lol

  Posted on Tuesday February 10th, 2009 at 02:32 in interesting, fun and jokes

  OBAMA O- Originally B - Born in A - Africa to M - Manage A - America...

• Layoff and how it happens !!

  Posted on Sunday February 8th, 2009 at 05:28 in it, software industry, fun and jokes, it professionals

  Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the ...

• A funny proposal letter by a South Indian

  Posted on Friday February 6th, 2009 at 12:05 in fun and jokes

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• This is Courage ** Part 2 **

  Posted on Friday January 30th, 2009 at 12:36 in pictures and videos, fun and jokes

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• My Wife……………

  Posted on Wednesday January 14th, 2009 at 09:59 in fun and jokes

  My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.  She asked, “What’s on TV?”    I said, “Dust.”    And then the fight started.  ===================   My wife was hin...

• Lesson for Men

  Posted on Tuesday December 16th, 2008 at 11:45 in fun and jokes

  A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you...

• Two Reasons to go to School

  Posted on Tuesday November 25th, 2008 at 21:38 in fun and jokes

  One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and wake him up.  MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”  SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”  MOM: “Give me two rea...

• Forest love - NSFW ( with sound )

  Posted on Thursday July 31st, 2008 at 12:30 in pictures and videos, fun and jokes

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• Why I Fired my Secretary

  Posted on Saturday June 7th, 2008 at 12:16 in fun and jokes

  Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me.As it turned out, she bare...

• Paper Cant Win !

  Posted on Saturday May 24th, 2008 at 19:50 in fun and jokes

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• LOLs !

  Posted on Thursday May 15th, 2008 at 23:59 in fun and jokes

  My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means no-iron clothes. Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal  A priest was praying for guidance: Oh God, grant me this knowledge: w...

• Funny Mens’ Restroom

  Posted on Sunday May 11th, 2008 at 12:34 in fun and jokes

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• The Easiest way to Download YouTube Videos !

  Posted on Wednesday April 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 in pictures and videos, fun and jokes

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• Dont argue with Women

  Posted on Friday February 22nd, 2008 at 19:22 in fun and jokes

  One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game War...

• Lift for Obese

  Posted on Wednesday February 20th, 2008 at 08:32 in pictures and videos, fun and jokes

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• Wife’s Secret

  Posted on Tuesday February 19th, 2008 at 08:57 in fun and jokes

  WHEN THE BOY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE…HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING A SMALL PACKET;;;;;;; THE BOY ASKED……..WHATS THERE IN THAT PACKET.. WIFE REPLIED…..DARLING THIS IS THE SECRET OF MY LIFE…PLS NEVER OPEN IT OR ASK ME ABOUT IT FURTHE...

• What a Movie Idea.

  Posted on Thursday February 14th, 2008 at 23:12 in pictures and videos, fun and jokes

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• Lots of Tax !

  Posted on Tuesday February 12th, 2008 at 22:28 in fun and jokes

  Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CEN...

• Why men don’t write advice columns

  Posted on Saturday February 9th, 2008 at 13:06 in fun and jokes

  Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walke...

• Flowers for Valentine’s Day ( Naughty ) ;-)

  Posted on Saturday February 9th, 2008 at 04:30 in pictures and videos, fun and jokes

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• BathTub Test

  Posted on Sunday January 27th, 2008 at 00:13 in fun and jokes

  The Bathtub Test * During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized” “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we o...

• STUPIDEST THINGS EVER SAID !!

  Posted on Thursday January 10th, 2008 at 11:37 in interesting, fun and jokes

  “Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” –Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” –Thomas Watson, Chairman ...

• Oracle’s Real-Life Q & A

  Posted on Wednesday October 17th, 2007 at 03:50 in it, fun and jokes

  Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. ‘Parent keys not found!’ Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. ‘Duplicate value on index!’ Q. What if the golf ball doesn’t get into the hole at...

• Men As Explained By Women…..

  Posted on Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 at 00:49 in pictures and videos, fun and jokes

  Fun and Jokes, Pictures and videos, womenShare This ---Related Articles at Tech,Fun,This n That at www.Hem.com.np:The Most Accurate Weather ForecastEvery Offices must Have this FolderFemale facial Expressions Demystified.In Search of a Wif...

• The Most Accurate Weather Forecast

  Posted on Wednesday September 26th, 2007 at 01:30 in pictures and videos, fun and jokes

  Fun and Jokes, Pictures and videosShare This ---Related Articles at Tech,Fun,This n That at www.Hem.com.np:Every Offices must Have this FolderDrunken Wisdom #22Hardware Animals ---- Tech AnimalsNew Shoes in MarketFunny TowelsSome day she will...

• Some Tongue Twisters

  Posted on Monday September 24th, 2007 at 00:32 in fun and jokes

  1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand...

• The Funny Linux Commands

  Posted on Thursday September 20th, 2007 at 01:27 in it, fun and jokes

  % cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % Unmatched ". Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operatio...