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Terrible Poetry

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A collection of the worst poetry ever written by mammals.

Added on: Dec 23rd, 2008
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: b haughey
Listed in: Humor Poetry
Tags: poetry humor poems terrible

Recent Posts

The Leper Colony

Posted on Tuesday March 17th, 2009 at 20:31 in leopards, humanitarianism, lepers, terrible poetry, poems about being ambushed by faulty newspaper items

I was not doing anything with my life So I spent a lot of time reading the newspaper I even read the classified ads There was one that said DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE I called the number and a man answered He calmly told me that he ran an organizati...
Floating Holiday

Posted on Thursday March 12th, 2009 at 15:27 in animals, scuba diving, ocean, terrible poetry, poems about deep sea divers who become folk heroes

There was this scuba diver Who loved his job He loved to scuba all over the ocean And he had the coolest scuba gear He could tell you what species of dolphin that was That just swam by He could also recommend you a really good grotto To have a romant...
Contest: Win Your Own Terrible Poem

Posted on Tuesday March 10th, 2009 at 20:30 in contests!, contest!

Terrible Poetry is proud to presents its first-ever contest. The winner will win a personalized terrible poem, written by yours truly. That’s right, a very terrible poem written in your honor. Here’s how it works: I’m thinking of a...
Government Grants

Posted on Monday March 9th, 2009 at 20:39 in government grants, terrible poetry, poems about things that kinda rhyme with doublemint lance

Government grants, government grants Have the government fund your pants Government grants, government grants Hey there government, give me some money And I’ll turn some honey Into a cure for cancer And help out a dancer Government grants, gove...
Stop, Drop, Roll

Posted on Monday March 9th, 2009 at 20:26 in Easter Bunny, nuclear war, terrible poetry, poems about busking wolfmen

When the mushroom cloud exploded I was crouching under my desk We were doing long divison that day I never realized how much gum is stuck Underneath this desk It’s like a dental school thesis under here When it was all over There were air raid ...
Under The Table With John

Posted on Wednesday March 4th, 2009 at 19:52 in drinking, elegies, poems about english dudes who played elephant man, poems about bartenders, terrible poetry

I stepped into the tavern named The Widow’s Peak With a massive chip on my shoulder It was the kind of chip that could level Bigfoot All the world was a stage And I was a peanut vendor Who dropped out of high school “Bartender,” I r...