Cassandra
just about the funniest bad poetry ever written. i love this site!
A collection of the worst poetry ever written by mammals.
I was not doing anything with my life So I spent a lot of time reading the newspaper I even read the classified ads There was one that said DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE I called the number and a man answered He calmly told me that he ran an organizati...
There was this scuba diver Who loved his job He loved to scuba all over the ocean And he had the coolest scuba gear He could tell you what species of dolphin that was That just swam by He could also recommend you a really good grotto To have a romant...
Terrible Poetry is proud to presents its first-ever contest. The winner will win a personalized terrible poem, written by yours truly. That’s right, a very terrible poem written in your honor. Here’s how it works: I’m thinking of a...
Government grants, government grants Have the government fund your pants Government grants, government grants Hey there government, give me some money And I’ll turn some honey Into a cure for cancer And help out a dancer Government grants, gove...
When the mushroom cloud exploded I was crouching under my desk We were doing long divison that day I never realized how much gum is stuck Underneath this desk It’s like a dental school thesis under here When it was all over There were air raid ...
I stepped into the tavern named The Widow’s Peak With a massive chip on my shoulder It was the kind of chip that could level Bigfoot All the world was a stage And I was a peanut vendor Who dropped out of high school “Bartender,” I r...
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Cassandrajust about the funniest bad poetry ever written. i love this site!
PianolightI love the random, creative, offbeat, off the wall tone. Very funny!
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Oh goodness, goodness me! I was laughing so hard as I go through your posts! Hope you have a good day too! =)
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