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This blog is a collection of hilarious and wild articles by various people about their experiences of online dating (or just dating in general). I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I did!
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My Encounter with Jabba the Hut
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Slow it down, Plissken. You’re overloading the power plant!
by Elizabeth Fournier. In walked Van, wearing a beret, looking squeaky clean behind the ears, and ready to deliver something or another. “Why don’t you come out of the shadows? What do you really look like? You’re afraid of someth...
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Is She the One?
by Ritesh Manglani. I am a 28 male software engineer from Gujarat, India. It was recently when I gave in for marriage after resisting it for years and my parents started searching a girl for me, and as expected within a few weeks they fixed my meet...
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The Case of the Misplaced Kiss
by Caron. As a transfer student at the University of Minnesota, I was always looking for ways to make new friends. I decided to take a Tae Kwon Do class where I could meet people while also tucking a new skill under my belt. One of my girlfriends ...
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GETTING THE BUM’S RUSH
by Anonymous. The date was going pretty well thus far. My partner had not yet screamed at the sight of me and run off into the night (always a good first indicator) and here we were, moving on to our second venue of the evening. I had one problem: ...
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Red Eyed Monster
by Patricia Pazsint. I thought I had seen it all. During my years of on-again, off-again online dating, I felt as if I had earned an honorary phD in dating psychology (or should I say a purple heart?). The upfront-leech, the alcohol-pushing leech...
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Girl Next Door seeks Yard Worker
by Matt. I just heard a funny story from a friend of mine that met a girl on a popular dating site. We’ll call it yardmatch.com. You’ll see why. My friend, we’ll call him Gerry, received a response to his ad on yardmatch from Cind...
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Exes and Their Text Messages
by SGLoughlin. “I dated a guy who was a bit of a handful. His emotional stability varied hour by hour and often swung wildly between loving euphoria and numbed depression. We broke up, got back together, broke up, got back together ad nauseam...
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Expelled from Match.com! How to Get Tossed Off the Popular On-line Dating Site
by Allen Smith. Anyone who’s dipped their toes into the murky waters of the on-line dating scene will sprint away from the tide after learning that while there are plenty of fish in the sea, there are also plenty of nets. While learning about how...
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Vodka Honey, Straight Up
by Leora Klein.(edited by Alix Strauss) Dan sounded great on paper: Upper East Side, Fieldston, Brown undergrad, NYU Law, formerly a corporate lawyer, currently a CEO of a nonprofit that seeks to foster peace between Palestinian and Israeli childre...
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Two Surefire Ways How To Dump A Girl In A Restaurant, Fast!
by Tina “Knowledgeable” Peden. Hey guys, did you ever take a date out to a restaurant and an hour later you knew that the girl was not for you so you decide to do the gentlemanly thing and dump her and dump her ass fast but you were stu...
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Ever Been Someone’s Worst Date Ever?
by Gregory Smith. As a single person, we all make mistakes out in the dating world. If you are freshly single, you tend to make some fairly stupid mistakes related to etiquette – like assuming too much about a woman or a relationship, or being ne...
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How to Ditch a Bad Date?
Have you ever been in a date that you know is headed in a train wreck but you don’t exactly know how to escape? This video offered some tips on how you can get out from a bad date without making too much of a fuss. My personal favorite? The ...
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The Columbian Merry-Go-Round
by Samantha Jacobs. He was a few clowns short of a circus, and had a mop of curls on his head that could easily be mistaken for a miniature poodle. Nonetheless, I was attracted; apparently, so was he. We started dating in my sophomore year of high...
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The Fake Women in My Life
by Andy Cowan. As with the early days of live TV, the early days of “live women” are starting to seem like a quaint remnant from yesteryear, yet another golden age we didn’t know was golden until it faded away with our memories. I admi...
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Is that a Sty in your Eye?
by Karen Rodriguez I was 24 years old and divorced living in a house with six other flight attendants, with only a laptop and a suitcase as my real processions. However, that wasn’t the worst part. I was now at the airport being picked up by my fi...
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Online Dating Profiles: A couple paragraphs that can change your life
by Ed Attanasio Because I am a writer, many of my friends ask me all the time to write their online profiles to post on dating web sites. I always feel like it’s a big commitment — kind of like writing someone’s resume or biography. There...
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Dater Beware : My Encounter with …
by Paul G Akins Jr. Dating can be summed up in one word, annoying. The whole process and all of the games involved irritate the hell out of me. Which is why when my friends suggested that I give online dating a try I politely said hell no. But afte...
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How I Made It Through the World’s Most Awkward Date
by Sara Hodon. Online dating is not for the faint of heart. It’s good if you post a profile but don’t have the highest expectations in the world, because more often than not, you’ll be disappointed. But if you’re considering trying it—...
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From Charming to Crazy in less than Two Hours
by E. Tracy Coker. After several weeks of searching through the internet dating site I subscribed to, “Carl” (whose name has been changed) sent me a little message saying hello; from his profile and the things he said, he seemed like a...
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How to Avoid Leaving a Relationship Bruised in the Face
by Jason Nellis. A warning to men everywhere: Don’t be stupid. I’ll be the first to admit, I am not, nor can I ever be, the perfect date or boyfriend. In fact, sometimes, I’ve been downright moronic. Chalk it up to being...
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Hooking up with a perfect partner. Just imagine…
by Andy Cowan. WHY does perpetuating the species seem to hinge on hooking up with a person who inevitably has at least one major character flaw? Maybe it’s because if you stumbled upon someone who was absolutely perfect, you’d die. But w...
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What a Night!
by Deb Preece. I have been on-line dating for years and my experiences have been everything from instant infatuation to the most horrendous escape out a bathroom window you could possibly have imagined. The one date that comes to my mind was a danc...
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Warsong Gulch? Is Not On A Map
by Erin Steiner. The other night I was making dinner when, from the other room, I heard my boyfriend say “Welcome to Warsong Gulch.” I paused, halfway bent into the oven and thought to myself, “Why do I know that name?” I fli...
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Are You Permanently Celibate?
by Maureen Shaw. I received an email this week from one of our members at SexyAds.com that left me reeling. Now if you’ve never visited our site, we allow our members to write pretty much whatever they want in their personal ads or blogs or...
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The 5 Stages of Online Dating
Here’s is a humorous article regarding one man’s futile attempts to get any one to respond to his dating profile. The 5 Stages of Online Dating Throughout this hopeless but somewhat comical ordeal, the author’s personal profile gra...
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Still Looking At This Late Date: My Online Dating Experiences
by Ed Attanasio. I was very skeptical about entering the world of online dating when I initially signed up with match.com. As a 48-year-old single male with more issues than Reader’s Digest, my expectations were understandably low to s...
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What to do when you attract the attention of a sexually neurotic woman
by Lucas_Bantner. I am not particularly religious. But don’t worry; I am not here to write about religion itself, nor to make general claims about the attitude of the religious towards sex. I only state this as a fairly important point of cont...
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The Adventures of SWF (Part 2 of 3) : SWF Ponders Truthfulness in Online Disclosures
by Mary Powers. Internet dating can be tricky, you never know if the person is telling the whole truth. Often people fudge on minor details. For example, I tell people I am 30 when I am really 33. Maybe today I’m 130 pounds, but yesterday I...
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50 Indications Why You May Be Dating A Gold Digger
by Dan Burke. Let me just say this first: I am no authority on the so-called “gold diggers”. In other words, I have been fortunate so far not to date anyone who is interested in me solely for my money, nor had I dated anyone who took of...
