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The Angry Englishman
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A look at society from an Englishman who does not see eye to eye with the world.
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Computers Suck
I hate computers. The two of them in my household died at the same time. I’m majorly pissed. I had to borrow a mates computer to write this. No more posting for a while. Fuck you, Bill Gates. ...
Twilight, New Shite
While the title of this post may rhyme (Go check it out for yourself), it’s true. I saw the new Twilight movie, or rather, was dragged to the new Twilight movie, and it can only be described as receiving a prostate examination from an elephant....
How To: Deter Trick Or Treaters
How to deter dickheads dressed as pirates, criminals and murderers (AKA Trick Or Treaters): 1. Get a car with a large muffler (Such as a Nissan Silvia S13, Like mine) 2. Get some punk rock, really, really loudly. 3. Get a hose and bucket. 4. Clean sa...
Perez Hilton Needs To Be Shot……………… By Me
I hate Perez Hilton. 1st. He’s a homosexual, no doubt making him exceptionally left wing. 2nd He has some strange obsession with calling Pete Doherty a crack head. 3rd He has never once said a single good thing about anyone. Ever. 4th I’v...
Todays Mobile Phones Are Arse-Backward
If your car required refueling daily, after a bit of a drive, you’d be pissed, right? Then WHY are you not pissed at your mobile Phone (Or cell, depending on which country you’re in)? I used to have a phone that required a recharge DAILY....
MR.T And His Cooking Skillzzzzzz
Mr. T has began whoring himself off on the TV. This is possibly the funnist ever commercials. Don’t believe me? Just watch the first few seconds of this: And if you are as obsessive about the FlavourWave oven as me, you’ll download it. ...
