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The Anti-Yuppie

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My goal in life is to offend as many yuppies as possible. Please join me in this valiant effort to right the wrongs brought on by those who buy $5 bottles of water....

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  • You Know You're A Yuppie If You Own...

    Posted on Saturday December 13th, 2008 at 14:38 in yuppie dogs

    Yap yap dogs. That's what I call 'em anyway. And I hate them.Passionately.You know the kind I'm talking about. The stupid little things weigh like 5 pounds, and bark like they have Energizer batteries shoved up their butts. They keep going....and...

  • Humpback Whales Can't Hump In Noisy Ocean

    Posted on Saturday December 6th, 2008 at 17:13 in yuppie environmentalists

    Humping. I used this word on an hourly basis in the 7th grade. And yet it's reappeared again here in my early 30s, and I must say it makes me smile every time I say it. Hump Humpity Hump Hump. "The dog was humping my leg". "Mom, I didn't answer ...

  • Yuppies Have Solved The Auto Industry Crisis!

    Posted on Thursday December 4th, 2008 at 13:50 in yuppie ceo

    "Our salaries will be reduced to $1 per year if the government bails us out".This is what the yuppie CEO's of Ford (Alan Mulally) and GM (Rick Wagoner) are stating will happen if the government loans them some money to save their sorry asses."And we'...

  • Thanksgiving Charity--Ultra Yuppie Style

    Posted on Thursday November 27th, 2008 at 22:15 in yuppie charity

    What do you think of when you hear the name Warren Buffet? Do you focus on his last name, and start dreaming of the endless food varieties on the Las Vegas strip? The vast array of cakes and chocolate mousse desserts, offered up to those who have l...

  • "Buffy! They've Defiled My FEET!"

    Posted on Wednesday November 26th, 2008 at 14:18 in yuppie foot fetish

    So I've recently moved to Oregon from the mid-south. Being the redneck that I am, I can honestly say that I've never seen a higher concentration of yuppies in all my life as I've recently experienced here in the Pacific Northwest.Lots of trees=lots ...

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