http://www.thebachelorguy.com en-us © Weblog http://backend.userland.com/rss http://www.thebachelorguy.com/images/bgicon.jpg http://www.thebachelorguy.com http://www.thebachelorguy.com/todays-sexy-model-contestants-2.html Here's today's group of hot lingerie models. We've got (left to right, top to bottom): Florida girl, Sydney; poker playing Jamie Lynn from Austin, TX; club hopping Daizy from California; Outdoor lover Charlene from Indiana; LA's Christine, who'll do anything for an In 'N Out cheeseburger; Chelsey from Palm Beach, FL; Heidi, who spends time at her LA home sipping tea in her undies; and Jacksonville, NC's Jill, who stays in lingerie shape with Pilates.

They're today's Crazy Hot Eight. Check out their entry pics here and don't forget to vote your favorites to the finals in the Bahamas.
]]> ENTERTAINMENT http://www.thebachelorguy.com/todays-sexy-model-contestants-2.html Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:34:18 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/todays-sexy-model-contestants-2.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/backyard-inflatable-drive-in.html Rip the roof off your home theater system and turn your backyard into a drive-in.

You and your girl (or two), can grab a little al-fresco entertainment under the stars this summer with the CineBox Home outdoor system from Open Air Cinema, the guys who make those giant screens for events and concerts.

Everything's included. Slide a DVD into the player and the digital projector beams the movie onto your choice of a 10-foot or 12-foot wrinkle-free, inflatable movie screen (with a blower fan for 30 second inflation). There's also a sound mixer, LED light to aid in nighttime set up, and all the cables you'll need. When the movie's done, the whole thing goes into a carrying case for easy storage.

Pick up the screen separately, or grab the complete package, and add an extra dimension to your next backyard bash. Just warn the neighbors before showing selections from your "special" collection to see what Jenna looks like 12 feet tall.

Screens start at $399
Complete kits from $1499
www.openaircinema.us
]]> GEAR http://www.thebachelorguy.com/backyard-inflatable-drive-in.html Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:45:36 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/backyard-inflatable-drive-in.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/emmanuelle-chriqui-is-hot.html She was part of E's first three-way in "Entourage", and put up with Adam Sandler in Zohan. Emmanuelle Chriqui is that perfect combination of sophisticated and sexy. That rare girl who can impress your boss at dinner with her class, then release the freak at home and completely rock your world. She's our debutante/slut fantasy come to life.

Here are over 70 pics for fans of both sides of her personality. You're welcome.
]]> ENTERTAINMENT http://www.thebachelorguy.com/emmanuelle-chriqui-is-hot.html Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:45:16 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/emmanuelle-chriqui-is-hot.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/burning-daylite.html Unless you're a warehouse security guard in a slasher flick, or live in a hurricane zone, you probably don't put much thought into your choice of flashlights. Until the power goes out.

Which is why Duracell, famous for making batteries not endorsed by an annoying drum playing bunny, wants you know about their new, high-tech lights before you get stuck in the dark.

Their Daylite line of flashlights uses LEDs and their TrueBeam technology to capture 100 percent of the light emitted - as opposed to the typical 70 percent captured by their competitors. Which gives you a super bright white beam, without any of the black spots found in typical flashlights. (See the pics.) And the use of the more efficient LEDs means the batteries last longer, so when you pull the Daylite out of the drawer during a blackout, there's a greater chance it'll work. And last until the lights come back on.

They come in an 80 lumen version and a high-powered 160 lumen version, when you really need to bring in some daylight. The housing is made of super-duty aluminum, made to withstand harsh treatment, and they're small enough to fit in your glove compartment or toolbox. And, yeah, the batteries are included.

$24.99 - 80 lumen version
$34.99 - 160 lumen version
www.duracell.com
]]> GEAR http://www.thebachelorguy.com/burning-daylite.html Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:50:41 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/burning-daylite.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/funniest-car-names-of-all-time.html CARandDRIVER.com just released their list of the funniest car names of all time. And while you may remember shaking your head at the inexplicably named Probe - of which CandD says Ford may have "had romantic, interstellar intentions when they pulled the name Probe out of their, um, heads, but it instead only evoked the snap! of latex gloves and extraterrestrial incursions" - most of the names on the list put it to shame.

A few of my favorites:
Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard (I hear Harry Potter drives one.)
Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump (Don't even ask about the Heavy Dump.)
Mazda Bongo/Bongo Friendee/Bongo Brawny (Which proves what happens when car companies hire hippies in the marketing department.)
and the ever popular, Yamaha Pantryboy Supreme (A huge step up from the base Pantryboy.)

To read the rest of the list, click here.
]]> CARS http://www.thebachelorguy.com/funniest-car-names-of-all-time.html Wed, 20 Aug 2008 08:34:58 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/funniest-car-names-of-all-time.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/todays-sexy-model-contestants.html We're getting close to the end of the model search, with dozens of contestants to go. So to try to get as many girls in the gallery as possible, I'm going to be posting in groups from now until the finals next month, where the top 20 contestants will join me in the Bahamas for the finals. (And one of you may win a chance to join us... so stay tuned.)

Today's contestants are (left to right, top to bottom): beach-going Elisa from Florida; Vanessa N. from Houston, who loves literature and art; Will Ferrell fan, Emilee B. from Lake Worth, FL; sushi-loving D'Nika from Lubbock, TX; Danita from Edison NJ, who stays fit with yoga; Kathy from Redlands, CA; Darlen from Austin, TX; and music-loving Marlene from Davie, FL.

Your votes are important in deciding which of these hot models gets to go to the finals. Check out their entry pics here and make sure to vote for your favorites.
]]> ENTERTAINMENT http://www.thebachelorguy.com/todays-sexy-model-contestants.html Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:05:55 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/todays-sexy-model-contestants.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/she-wanted-a-foot-massage-she-got-an-orgasm.html It's a classic tale that's lead to Rogaine, Viagra and countless other successful products: A company is looking for one thing, and stumbles upon something that's much, much more useful. And lucrative.

Which is what happened with Slightest Touch. Seems they spent a decade trying to develop the ultimate foot massager using acupuncture and electronics to stimulate the body. What they found was that when the device's electrodes were placed on the ankles of test subjects, it sucked at giving a massage, but succeeded in getting several female test volunteers exceptionally horny. Which ultimately resulted in some very powerful orgasms. Congratulations. You've invented the Orgasmatron.

Why should you care? Because by stimulating the sexual nerves responsible for arousal, they are able to make your girl yell, "Bingo!" much easier and much more often. During soon-to-be unforgettable sex with you, Cowboy. One electrode pad on each ankle, turn it on, and you're a carnal god. Which definitely beats the hell out of a foot massage.

$99
www.slightesttouch.com
]]> ELECTRONICS http://www.thebachelorguy.com/she-wanted-a-foot-massage-she-got-an-orgasm.html Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:56:53 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/she-wanted-a-foot-massage-she-got-an-orgasm.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/buell-reinterprets-classic-cafe-racers.html Part of the 60's counterculture, the original cafe racers were built to reach speeds of over 100-mph, and allow the rider to race from a cafe to a predetermined location and back, before the song on the jukebox ended. (Crazy hippy bikers.) Buell's new '09 1125CR is a nod to those old racers, and brings superbike performance to their streetfighter category.

Incredibly fast, and nimble beyond imagination, this new Buell is powered by a liquid-cooled 1125cc Helicon V-Twin that comes in at 146-hp and 82 ft-lbs of torque, with the added bonus of having been geared down for optimal acceleration. Considering the bike weighs in at a feather-weight 375 pounds - with each of those 146 horses only responsible for propelling 2.5 pounds, a class-leading weight-to-horsepower ratio - you will experience seriously optimal acceleration as you swerve and dodge through whatever the road throws at you.

The Clubman-style bars with integrated LED signals are another nod to the classic cafes, and there's a short flyscreen instead of a fairing, giving the 1125CR an aggressive visage that sets it apart from its Japanese rivals. And since these bikes sip, rather than guzzle, fuel, they're a definite alternative to the 8-cylinder cage you're driving in now.

$11, 695
www.buell.com
]]> CARS http://www.thebachelorguy.com/buell-reinterprets-classic-cafe-racers.html Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:21:33 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/buell-reinterprets-classic-cafe-racers.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/dive-mask-digital-camera-for-hands-free-underwater-pics.html Say you're spear fishing. You've got your spear in one hand and catch bag in the other, and you want to grab a pic of the shark headed your way. Not exactly the time to be searching for your underwater digital. Which is where The Only Digital Camera Swim Mask comes in handy.

If you're looking to grab shots of marine life around the reef, or bikini-clad hotties at the lake, this 5-megapixel camera housed in a dive mask operates to a depth of 15 feet, with a built-in memory that can handle up to 30 high rez photos or 52 seconds of video. (A microSD card slot let's you expand the memory.)

The mask’s eye pieces are made of tempered glass and have crosshairs you use for lining up perfect shots. An LED inside the mask tells you whether you're in picture or video mode before you press the shutter button. You get hands-free aqua pics without the worry of dropping an expensive underwater digital to the bottom of the ocean.

$99.95
www.hammacher.com
]]> GEAR http://www.thebachelorguy.com/dive-mask-digital-camera-for-hands-free-underwater-pics.html Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:26:21 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/dive-mask-digital-camera-for-hands-free-underwater-pics.html http://www.thebachelorguy.com/your-daily-link-drop-august-19-2008.html LiveLeak]

Street Fighter iPods. [PlunderGuide]

EBay auction of the week: Jesus on a turtle shell. A bargain at 99 cents. [eBay]

College presidents want to lower the drinking age back to 18. Getting freshman computer science majors laid not on the list of reasons. [MSNBC]

Top 5 drunken pranks. [AfroJacks]

Most disturbing sex toys ever. [Asylum]

Brad Pitt and Edward Norton sing the Penis Song in a scene cut from Fight Club. Lyrics included. [TastyBooze]

Skull and bones ice cubes keep your grog cold. [GearCrave]

Denver salon cuts hair of 150 homeless, to help them by "giving them a fresh look, giving them real good self esteem and helping them feel part of the DNC..." [9News]

Greek goddess is your International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]
]]> ENTERTAINMENT http://www.thebachelorguy.com/your-daily-link-drop-august-19-2008.html Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:32:07 -0700 http://www.thebachelorguy.com/your-daily-link-drop-august-19-2008.html