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Ladies Human Beatbox Head-to-Head Beat Off
In the red corner, we have the "Chicken Beatboxing Chick", adding a little foul flava to her beats. And over in the blue corner is the reigning queen of female mouth music, "Cute Girl with Amazing Beat Box Skills" Who ya got? Chicken Beatboxing...
MTV SpokesGuido Defends "Jersey Shore"
Being a reformed NY Guido myself (my hair held more product than a Walmart, and I didn't own a shirt with sleeves until I went to college...) I am a big fan of the show "Jersey Shore." Showcasing young Guidos and Guidettes interacting in their na...
All I Want For Christmas is a Handjob
$4.95 for two handjobs? That's a holiday bargain you can't even get downtown! ...
Laziest Christmas Light Display. Ever.
But that doesn't mean I won't be considering doing the exact same thing this year... ...
Press Hop Featuring Allen Iverson
Not since those Coors Light commercials have otherwise ridiculous press conferences made such good comedy. Apologies ahead of time for this being stuck in your head for the rest of the day. (Thanks to the guys at TheManRegistry.com for the find)...
Jim Norton Pisses Off Jesse Ventura
On the Opie and Anthony show this morning, the guys and Jim Norton were talking with former Minnesota Governor and pro wrestler, Jesse Ventura, about his new TV show, "Conspiracy Theory", which premieres tonight on TruTV. Apparently Norton and V...
A Special Holiday Travel Message from the Airlines
Traveling this weekend? Airline spokesman, Howard Ligue, recommends you pack some KY, because you're gonna get screwed. Over and over. But at least they're finally being honest about it. [Via Comedy.com]...
What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas. Unless It Happens in an Elevator
I'd ask if they realized there are cameras everywhere in Vegas, but I've been there enough to know people realize very little when they're in Vegas. Steamy Las Vegas Elevator Compilation - Watch more Funny Videos...
Slutty Halloween Girls to the Rescue
Thank god help was on hand... and they knew the protocol... [Via Babelgum.com]...
Thug Life: Thief Cries During Robbery
Not that I'm saying you should rob banks... but if weeping and falling to your knees during the commission of a crime is your idea of hardcore gangsta... then you might want to think about a new line of work. Like flower arraigning. Or blogging about...
Awesome Bumblebee Transformers Costume
If you wear this to your Halloween party and don't get at least 5 phone numbers... ...
Sodas That Sound More Like Porn Titles
I'm no marketing genius, but I do know that sex sells. All you need to do is watch a perfume commercial, or open an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog, to see that. But you gotta wonder if the creators of the sodas below were thinking that when they name...
Viral Video Watch: White Gold is Back
Got stupidity? What does a ridiculous 80's glam rocker with fu-manchu 'stache have to do with milk? No idea. Why are jackbooted storm troopers stealing his precious milk? Again, no clue. Don't care. But it's got a hot redhead in thigh-high purple le...
Viral Video Watch: Robot Gives Copier a Lap Dance
I'm not gonna lie to you, I've been to my share of gentlemen's clubs, attended more than a few bachelor parties, and have a fairly robust collection of videos in the adult genre. But this is the first time I've seen a robot give a lap dance to a copy...
Kanye West Apology Generator
We've all screwed up from time to time... but none of us as monumentally, or as often, as our boy Kanye here. If you were in a coma or shacked up with your girl all weekend and missed him bringing jackassery to new heights at the MTV Video Music Aw...
Brett Favre Makes a Crucial Decision
Ever wonder what the hell goes on in Favre's head when he makes a decision? ...
Viral Video Watch: Getting It In the Can
Is this new video promoting Bud Light Lime in a can juvenile? Sure. But is it funny? Absolutely. For the first 10 or 15 seconds... Come on, who could get tired of hearing how people like "getting it in the can?" Besides adults. And other mature peopl...
Start Your Own University. Or Just Look Like It
It's back to school time. But don't worry if your college days are long behind you. Or if the only school you could get into doesn't have a football team, yet still has students that are required to wear helmets... You can now proudly support the U...
Audio Classic: Dimitri is a Ladies Man
If you've never heard this recording before, here's the story: A girl went out for drinks with some friends one night. Dimitri sees her, decides he's the perfect guy for her... and, in an effort to convince her just how damn perfect he is, won't leav...
Reason #14 Why Football Fans (Or Anyone Else) Should Never Own a Poodle
It is also Reason #8 why my girlfriend is never to watch football. (BTW, notice the muzzle... necessary, because if I was that poodle, I'd bit the f*ck outta whoever did that to me too.) [Via Kissing Suzy Kolber]...
Crazy Asian Condoms
Here in the US, buying condoms is boring. Mostly plain, single color boxes, with some text. Almost like they're trying to blend in, so you don't draw too much attention to what you're buying. Over in Asia? Different story. Condom box design there...
Crick Here for Hirarity...
OK, so I'm at the big Mazda presentation for the hydrogen hybrid RX-8 last week, and they brought a couple of the engineers who designed and built it, over from Japan to talk to us about it. Not being comfortable with English, they had teleprompte...
Viral Video Watch: Psycho Chick Forgets Her Boyfriend is in Europe
Note to self: If you ever meet a girl named "Em"... Psycho Girl Forgets Boyfriend is in Europe - Watch more Funny Videos...
