Recent Posts Tagged With 'spelling bee'

• ...Except After 'E'

  Posted on Wednesday October 15th, 2008 at 21:52 in spelling bee, bad idea, my other brother darrell

  Whether it is a dog barking a warning, a rattlesnake's tail shaking, or crickets chirping, animals are constantly sending messages to each other. Louie is sending a message, too. A message to all "Ho's" that his "Bro's" have his loyal...

• Mom keeps giving me turtlenecks.

  Posted on Tuesday October 7th, 2008 at 23:39 in spelling bee, lettering

  I used to be in a band with Matt. We did grindcore versions of Neil Diamond songs (we were called "I am I Said"...the world was not ready for us) Matt always modified words incorrectly...passing a joint to the right was "traditionary" and doing some...

• My Kinda Town

  Posted on Friday October 3rd, 2008 at 16:28 in spelling bee, whiteboy moko

  I met Jared at a Mastodon show, in Chicago, or "Chi-tonw" which is what the locals evidently call it. Jared (he wanted me to call him "J-Rock"---I would not) was one of those guys who really needs the world to know how tough he is. Our conversation...

• Read 'Em and Weep

  Posted on Friday September 26th, 2008 at 19:24 in spelling bee, put your shirt on

  Bobby used to live downstairs from me, when I lived in that shithole apartment in Phoenix. He told everyone that he lived in Glendale, because he had a better chance of spelling it correctly,and Bobby is all about the odds.He used to always make up ...

• Whirled Peas

  Posted on Thursday September 25th, 2008 at 19:53 in spelling bee, lettering, corny cliches

  This tattoo is on my cousin's ex, Brandon, although he wants us to call him "Shroomz."He is one of those hippie asshole types, a vegan in leather shoes.He spends most of his time preaching these bizarre hippie rants about all the death and suffering...

• Then Everyone Would be in Love with Me

  Posted on Sunday September 14th, 2008 at 16:33 in spelling bee, lettering

  This is one of those self-deprecating tattoos that is sure to backfire, eventually.One hopes that he is trying to be clever, and really has an "average" schlong,but someone is going to call that bluff someday,and this guy is going to hear those3 litt...

• I would like to buy a vowel

  Posted on Monday September 8th, 2008 at 21:57 in spelling bee, lettering

  Yes, I am sure you are...but your tattoo artist sucks.Extra Huge Deduction for taking off shirt to allow this photo to be taken.Surely one of his friends has noticed...What this tattoo says about the wearer:I will be happily working at WAL-MART fore...