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The Bell Pages Blog

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I am step-mom to two boys, mom to two more, a wife, as well as dog, cat and goldfish owner. Should the growing laundry pile in the basement spark a life of it's own, I'll probably have to feed it too. So join me as I cook supper, mop the floor, put a child in the corner, and juggle flaming bowling pins all while getting ready for work! Ok, maybe not the flaming bowling pins . . . but that would be cool.

Added on: May 15th, 2007
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: Honeybell
Listed in: Moms Family
Tags: family kids parenting mom step-parenting

Recent Posts

The Timeline of How I Was Almost Killed By A Craigslist Serial Killer. Okay, Not So Much.

Posted on Tuesday November 24th, 2009 at 21:19 in pets, it's all about honeybell

7:28 pm - I arrive home from work, round up children to look at an aquarium. Jerry found it on Craig's List, and it is a STEAL. 7:32 pm - Hope this whole aquarium thing isn't a ploy to entice me to some wackjob's house so he can kill me. 7:40...
Traumatizing Just Our Own Kids Gets Boring After A While

Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 21:18 in random, isaac

I was listening to Isaac's friend tell the story of almost losing his finger in a freak sporting mishap. Normally I just listen to the boys blabber on as I drive, but this kid was being way more dramatic than necessary."Listen up. You don't need al...
To Catch Slightly Annoy A Thief

Posted on Wednesday November 11th, 2009 at 22:18 in smoking, annoyances, honeybell's stupidity

Someone has been stealing our cigarettes. We don't smoke in our house, so we'll often leave the packs outside. The thief has been coming between midnight and 6am. More of my packs have disappeared than Jerry's, because I'm a moron that doesn't lea...
Come, Bask In The Melancholy With Me

Posted on Monday November 9th, 2009 at 23:31 in dad, family, venting, serious, remembrances of things past

I was bored, playing around on Facebook. I typed in my maiden name, wondering if my nephew or his wife had created a profile. It's so difficult to properly stalk people when they don't have a computer.Instead I saw the face of my dead father lookin...
How To Be An Idiot:: 12 Easy Steps

Posted on Tuesday October 27th, 2009 at 19:22 in smoking, honeybell's stupidity, why i suck

1. Take up smoking.2. Go across state lines to purchase cigarettes in order to avoid higher in-state cigarette taxes.3. Place the several loose packs in plastic bag, on the floor of the car.4. Go to Walmart. Decide to empty car of trash in the p...
Why No One Comes To Our House

Posted on Tuesday October 20th, 2009 at 22:16 in kids, pictures, jerry, my husband wishes i was a private person

One of the things I love most about Jerry is his love and desire of being a father. The other day he spent some time with the boys baking cookies. Don't they look delicious?They were WONDERFUL. Best of all, everyone had a great time:The three youn...