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Use In A Sentence
Erap was asked by a gradeschooler to test his english ability.Kids : Use Deduct, Defense, Detail & Defeat in a sentence.Erap: (after 15 minutes of silence) DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, DEFEAT first, then DETAIL!!...
Stuck...
FVR: Sorry I'm late! Brownout! Na-stuck ako sa elevator for 1 hour.ERAP: Wala 'yan! Ako 3 hours sa escalator... ...
Effort
Anak: Itay baksak ako sa English recitation!Tatay: Bakit, ano ba tanong?Anak: Ano daw ba ang definition ng effort?Tatay: Anak ano ka ba? ang b**o m o naman effort lang 'di mo pa alam... ang effort ay 'yong nilalandingan ng eroplano!...
First Man in the Sun
Russian: We are first to step on Mars.American: We are first to step on Moon.Russian-American: How About you Mr. Erap, What have you DONE?Erap: Me? I'm first to step on SUN!.Russian-American: But, we can't go to Sun its to hot in there?Erap:(Naiinis ...
Used in a Sentence
1. Use KITCHEN and CURTAIN in a sentence....Wag mo akong CURTAIN masa KITCHEN.2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence....(phone rings).....Hello? WhoSCHOOLING?3. Use AFFECT in a sentence....Maria is wearing AFFECT diamondring.4. Use ADIEU in a sentence....If...
Lasing
Isang lasing nasalubong ang matabang babaeng may aso...Lasing: Hoy, san mo nakuha 'yang baboy?Babae: Aso ito hindi baboy!Lasing: Wag kang sumabat! 'Yong aso ang kausap ko! ...


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Posted: March 17th, 2009 | More Reviews From joycegemor | Report This Comment