Recent Posts Tagged With 'green jokes'

• A Dentist's Joke

  Posted on Monday April 6th, 2009 at 09:25 in green jokes, dentist jokes

  Isang araw nagpunta si Maria sa Dentista. Pag upo sa silya biglang tinanggal ni Maria ang panty sabay bumukaka.Nagulat ang dentista at sabi kay Maria: "Oi Maria, dentista ako, hindi ako OB-GYNE".Sagot ni Maria, "Alam ko po Doc, pero di ba kayo gumawa...

• Malalaki Po

  Posted on Friday March 27th, 2009 at 20:45 in green jokes

  Sa seminario...Madre: Father, pagsabihan mo naman 'yong mga seminarista. Umiihi sila sa pader!Father: Sister naman. Maliit na bagay, huwag mo nang pansinin!Madre: Naku! Father, malalaki po!...

• Tulong

  Posted on Monday March 23rd, 2009 at 08:26 in green jokes

  Sigaw ng nire-rape na babae: Tulong! Tulong!Rapist: Wag ka ng humingi ng tulong, kaya ko itong mag-isa!Babae: Sure ka? Ah, okay! 'Wag na! 'Wag na! Kaya na daw niya mag-isa!...

• For Adults Only

  Posted on Saturday March 21st, 2009 at 02:52 in green jokes

  Love Can...Love can make all wrongs goes right.Love can move mountains.Love can add color to your life.And love surely can remove underwears.Lola't loloLola: Alam mo honey kapag katabikita at nag- aalmusal tayo, nag-iinit parin ako!Lolo: Paanong di k...

• Pilot and Brunette

  Posted on Tuesday March 10th, 2009 at 20:49 in green jokes

  A famous pilot was having dinner with a brunetteand when they finished they headed to a hotel.He calls room service and asked for a bottle of red wine.When it arrived he put some red wine on the brunettes lips and started kissing her. She askswha...

• Doc Talking to Moms

  Posted on Saturday March 7th, 2009 at 21:34 in green jokes

  Doc to 1st Mom, "Mahilig ka sa sweets, so you named her CANDY."Doc to 2nd mom, "Mahilig ka sa pera, so u named him PENNY."3RD MOM tumayo, "Let's go DICK! Bago tayo mainsulto dito!!"...

• Joy

  Posted on Wednesday March 4th, 2009 at 00:17 in women, green jokes

  3 women talking.Girl1: Vaginal wash ko LACTACYD para laging fresh.Girl2: Ako naman, BETADINE dahil tunay na antiseptic.Girl3: Ako naman, FIT para pagkatapos maghugas, pwede nang kainin.Girl4: Ako joy, isang patak, pwede titing sangkatutak....

• Virgin Pa

  Posted on Thursday February 26th, 2009 at 06:12 in green jokes

  Diane: Mare, kulang pa kami ng isang miyembro. Baka gusto mong sumali sa paluwagan.Zoraida : Hindi pa ako pwede, mare!Diane: Bakit mare?Zoraida: Virgin pa kasi ako....

• In An Obstetricians Clinic...

  Posted on Sunday February 22nd, 2009 at 23:30 in green jokes, hospital jokes

  Doc: "Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala... I won't take advantage of you!"Girl: "Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty at bra ko?"Doc: "Diyan lang sa may tabi ng brief ko."...

• Math Confused

  Posted on Friday February 20th, 2009 at 20:57 in green jokes

  A boss confused about his Math and asked his secretary:Boss: If I give you P3M less 17%, how much would you take off?Secretary: Everything sir! Dress, bra, and panty!...

• Talong

  Posted on Thursday February 19th, 2009 at 01:57 in green jokes

  Anak: Mommy, hayop po ba ang talong?Mommy: Di yun hayop anak, gulay yon. Bakit mo naman naitanong?Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya kay dad: "Hayop ang talong mo kuya, anlaki!"...