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"I ran into a lawyer..."
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says th...
The Severity of Her Deafness
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand...
What Can I Get for a Rib?
After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to k...
It Could Be Worse
A traveller came up to a fisherman."Having any luck?""Not so bad", the fisherman replied. "I haven't had a bite in three hours.""What's so good about that?", the traveller asked in surprise."You see that guy over there? Well he hasn't had a bite in s...
Fisherman's Wife
Woman cleaning fish at sink to fisherman husband,"Why can't you be like other men? They never catch anything."...
Bat's Nightmare
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea! ...

