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The Bitter Blog
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This is a weekly column covering a wide range of bitterly hilarious topics. A must read for those that enjoy original bitter content.
Recent Posts
Worthless Congratulations
I recently just found out, through facebook, that one of my friends is engaged to be married. While cruising through his wall noting all the congratulations, I thought to myself "shit I have to give a facebook congrats" instead of...
Steps to sleeping with a married woman.
How many times have you been attracted to a woman and started down the path to wanting to ask the chick on a date only to find out that she is married, give up on the prospect of sex and...
Miss Piggy Is The Hottest Muppet.
As most teenagers, I was a horny little guy, at 13 I would you know masturbate about 10 times a day. My mom sat me down to tell me that it was OK to you know masturbate and that everyone...
Reasons Not To Have A Communal Condomn Bowl With Roomates.
I have not had a roommate for 5 years (besides jenjen) and after this time I am considering a roommate to help bring down the costs of living. The roommate that I am considering is a long time friend who...
My First Finger In The...
One thing about me is I love sex, I love to fuck around and since JenJen, I have been reaching a heightened level of sexual escapades. While my number is getting up there I just recently experienced something for the...
Paris Hilton Is In Jail And I Am A Working Comedian.
Yes everybody I am alive and Paris Hilton is in Jail! I have been very busy with work, actually on the road and had my laptop stolen by a midget, yes a sneaky fucking midget, if I find you buddy...
