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The Bloggess

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I'm like Mother Theresa, only better.

Added on: Oct 26th, 2007
Country: United States
Language: English

Author: Jenny
Listed in: Humor Personal
Tags: rants conversations bizarre random crap my cat's toes this blog cures cancer

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A Thanksgiving poem written from my in-laws home, which was flooded with two inches of toilet water and now has all the carpet padding torn out and giant industrial blowers deafeningly forcing wind into the holes drilled into the drywall by a myriad of sw

Posted on Thursday November 26th, 2009 at 10:26 in random crap

My Thanksgiving day poem: Thanksgiving comes but once a year, Thank. Fucking. God. The end. PS. This post was longer but I took out all the stuff about toilet water so that it was more relatable to the mainstream public. Unless you’re als...
It’s like losing James Garfield all over again. For the second time. Although technically I wasn’t alive when the world lost the first James Garfield so I don’t really know what that was like but I doubt it was as tragic as this.

Posted on Saturday November 21st, 2009 at 20:25 in rants, conversations, random crap, stuff better left unpublished, mixing medications

So today we went to an estate sale and the person who’d owned the house had died and was awesome/completely insane. Usually when Victor and I go to estate sales Victor looks for treasures and I rifle through all the dead person’s books ...
Hope for Anissa

Posted on Friday November 20th, 2009 at 09:26 in more than meets the eye, posts that will get me hate mail

I don’t think I’ve ever done this before on this blog and I hope that I never have to do it again but I’m asking for your help. If you read this blog a lot then you already know Anissa Mayhew because she’s a regular commente...
Breaking news: Waffles

Posted on Wednesday November 18th, 2009 at 17:59 in random crap

My friend, Hannah, just sent me an email to alert me about breaking news on Yahoo: Not a joke, you guys. Real. Live. Screenshot. Holy shit, y’all. And my first thought was “I have to share this with the internets immediately because...
Japan, part 2 (ish): Tommy Lee Jones needs to mind his own business

Posted on Monday November 16th, 2009 at 10:18 in conversations, bizarre, random crap, why the terrorists hate us, i am totally overrated, posts that will get me hate mail, mixing medications, international incidents

OMG, you guys. I actually published a “part 2″ to a post that I labeled “Part 1″. I think that’s the first time that’s ever happened. Is there a medal for this, or some sort of ribbon? If so, please mail on...
It might not even be pudding. It may have been lotion. Or some sort of spackle.

Posted on Saturday November 14th, 2009 at 19:46 in random crap, phoning it in, no one thinks this is funny but me, posts that will get me hate mail, international incidents

A video of weird/offensive/awesome stuff I bought in Japan. Also, I suck at making videos. That’ll be evident if you make it to the end. But about halfway through I eat a boobie. So there’s that. Totally redeeming. Comment of ...