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I shouldn’t be allowed to mix with real people
So this weekend I went to Blogher and basically it confirmed that I should never leave my house again. It was awesome and terrible. Like a tornado filled with glitter and pretty shoes. I did a reading at the Community Keynote and (surprisingly...
California Hemp and really important shit at the bottom of this post
You might want to skip these posts for the next few days because they will be even more unintelligible than usual because of spotty internet connections and rampant drunkeness. Arrived in California yesterday to prepare for blogher parties after al...
UPDATED: Well that’s…not flattering
Am I the only person who thinks Dooce is an imaginary creature? Like, I know she’s real, but in my head she’s real the same way that Jesus is real. Like he used to be a real-live person but now he’s like Santa Clause…ev...
Thanks for the zombies, Jesus!
Conversation Victor and I had in the car: Me: Oh my God, did you see the name of that cemetery? “Resurrection Cemetery”. What a terrible name for a cemetery. Victor: It’s because they believe in the resurrection of believers,...
FatSuck 2008!
So this week I got my fat sucked out of me. For real. It’s totally as disgusting as it sounds and you should go and read it now because I’m not sure I can actually call someone a bitch on the Houston Chronicle so this might be my last...

